Not hinting at anything, but I finished Georgia in 3 days.

As many of you know, I was born in St. Pete. I've lived there for years. What I hate about this place is rainy weather. One day I went to work and didn't take my umbrella with me. Because what could go wrong, huh? It was that rare kind of autumn day that you only find in St. Pete.
Over there, they call it Indian summer. But it was just typical St. Pete autumn when you can expect literally anythyng from Mother Nature. I was walking home when it suddenly started to rain. The mercury was falling fast. It was colder than the Devil's heart, raining ice pitchforks, as if the Heavens were ready to fall. Everyone was running for shelter like there was no tomorrow. Taxi prices have skyrocketed in a moment and the rain was comin’ down like all the angels in heaven decided to take a piss at the same time. When you’re in a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors.

I came home soaked to the skin and I could not stand it anymore. The next day I packed my bag, boarded Sapsan train and never came back. I've no regrets about that decision.

I've always been saying that freedom of speech is the primary part of human happiness. So, I've enabled Telegram reactions for this channel. Your opinion matters a lot to me.

That's all I can say to the enemies of Russia.

Your place is near the bucket.

In the last decade a lot of people asked me: "Dmitry, why didn't you run for the presidency back in 2012". My answer is simple. Working more than 5 years in the same position is just too much for me.

I am often asked about Vladimir Putin's height.

I respect him as a person, so I won't comment on it.

Most of you wonder, what was my recent Security Council speech about. Well, I won't tell you.

Planning on visiting some electric power plants next week. Man, I love electricity!

Moooorning, folks. What can be more satisfying than a hot cup of fragrant freshly brewed tea? Nothing, I guess.

We are still sitting.

Like Navalny, but in a different sense.

While Putin is here, we argued with him who has the bigger biceps.

Now the doctor measures it.

I think mine is bigger. Unless he has botox in there.

I lost.

But there is a strange thing — either Putin really has a biceps in girth of 2.5 meters, or it was a mistake to invite his personal doctor for measurements.

For the last few years I've heard a lot of people saying that Skolkovo project is a total failure and a disaster. I bet these people have never been to the shawarma kiosk near the railway station. This is so delicious and a lifesaver when you are hungry. Besides, these kebabs are SO big. Before I visited this place for the first time I thought you could get kebab this big only in Rostov-on-Don. I'm sure, if Ronald McDonald had visited this place, he would never have started his own food chain.

Today I had my dinner in a restaurant. At the next table there was a man who was eating bread and he was doing it so funny, I could barely stop myself from laughing out loudly.

Working late today. Security Council won't deputy chair itself, you know.

You may've heard that Vladimir Putin has been working as a taxi driver back in the 90-s. To be honest, I occasionally drive a taxi even nowadays. You may have a good job as a deputy chairman of the Security Council but still want to do something for your own pleasure.

I had to postpone these visits. Sorry, guys, I had some more important stuff to do.

Hey folks. How y'all doing?

Salden's is back to our local craft beer store. New year is gonna be nice 😁

Cheers, guys! 🍻