Like if you are not sleeping

When I am eating soup, I am trying to keep it balanced, so it wouldn't happen that only thick part or only liquid part is left in my bowl. I even have this theory about soup balance: a well balanced soup is the one that have neither too much liquid, nor too much thick part, only then the soup can be considered a good soup.

Also I am trying to eat the last bite of bread (like if you always eat your soup with a piece of rye bread) together with the last spoon of the soup. That makes my dinner pleasant.

BTW, regarding spoons. That might sound strange, but I really hate spoons. They are so big and so freaking round, it's just not convenient to eat your meal using spoon. When there is a choice (e. g., a yoghurt or buckwheat), I would use a fork instead, it's so much better! I would even use a fork to eat soup, if it would be socially acceptable: just eat the thick part using the fork and drink the liquid directly from the bowl. Though, people would look at me strange if I'd do that, so I continue to use spoons for soup.

I love Mentos more than any other mint candy or chewing gum. It's so good and tasty and the best part of it is that you don't have to chew it forever after it runs out of taste like regular gum and look for a trash can to throw it away (What do you think, Deputy Chairman of the Security Council would litter? Not a chance.). You just chew it for a while and then it just disappears in your mouth, before you get tired of it, leaving only freshness. I wonder why Vladimir doesn't like them.

It does not matter what comes, fresh goes better in life,
With Mentos fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool.
With Mentos fresh and full of life.

Fresh goes better,
Mentos freshness.
Fresh goes better,
With Mentos fresh and full of life!

Now I have to wait for my bus for 20 minutes.

Security Council meeting was cancelled and I spent an hour getting there.

It's Friday and that means today I'm having a beer with pork knuckle for dinner. Cheers!

Damn, I'm stuffed and I don't feel well. There was too much pork knuckle today 🤢

There was so much pork knuckle yesterday, I cannot stop thinking about pork even now. The taste of it is still in my burp. Exactly.

Happy St. Patrick's day, fellas.

Sometimes I look at paper and wonder WHERE it should be used 📝

Stierlitz took a magic wand and performed a trick. It disappeared. Müller found it in his ass 😂

Have you ever wondered, why it's so hard to choose air freshener for your toilet? Most of them smell terrible.

I'm digging a grave for all our enemies and all my haters. And what are you doing this afternoon, guys?

BTW, I do a lot of things besides working as Security Council Deputy Chair. One of my hobbies is fishwatching 🐟

One good thing about being a president is having a private jet. Though, who said that Security Council Deputy Chair cannot have one, huh?

A wolf might be weaker than a lion or a tiger but at least he is not used as a rug in my office👆

I was passing through Red Square today and saw a rat this big. I am the Deputy Chair of the Security Council and I won't lie to you.

Happy World Rat Day, fellas 🐀