It's Friday and that means today I'm having a beer with pork knuckle for dinner. Cheers!

Damn, I'm stuffed and I don't feel well. There was too much pork knuckle today 🤢

There was so much pork knuckle yesterday, I cannot stop thinking about pork even now. The taste of it is still in my burp. Exactly.

Happy St. Patrick's day, fellas.

Sometimes I look at paper and wonder WHERE it should be used 📝

Stierlitz took a magic wand and performed a trick. It disappeared. Müller found it in his ass 😂

Have you ever wondered, why it's so hard to choose air freshener for your toilet? Most of them smell terrible.

I'm digging a grave for all our enemies and all my haters. And what are you doing this afternoon, guys?

BTW, I do a lot of things besides working as Security Council Deputy Chair. One of my hobbies is fishwatching 🐟

One good thing about being a president is having a private jet. Though, who said that Security Council Deputy Chair cannot have one, huh?

A wolf might be weaker than a lion or a tiger but at least he is not used as a rug in my office👆

I was passing through Red Square today and saw a rat this big. I am the Deputy Chair of the Security Council and I won't lie to you.

Happy World Rat Day, fellas 🐀

Today's mood: I want to bomb these power plants. I hate electricity 😡

Finally figured out, how to install uTorrent on my Mac. Before I was mounting a virtual disk every time, but today I figured out how to drag an app icon to the apps folder. Damn, who invented this?😡

I am so impressed with Elon's idea of X. I even installed Telegram X on my phone. So far it's wonderful 🤩

Guys, now I need your help more than ever. Could you give my channel a boost? Pleeeeease 🙏

https://t.iss.one/MedvedevRussiaE?boost

Hey guys, long time no see!

Next Saturday I’ll play Diablo 4 and stream it on my YouTube channel. I’ll also answer your questions. I’ll read and answer the questions coming with donates bigger than 1000 rubles.

If it works fine, I am doing this streams on monthly basis. Next game I am thinking of is my favourite game: Lines 98 Dark Souls.

I've enabled reactions, but all of them are winter/New Year. You can think by yourself of the way of using 'em.