Dmitry Medvedev ️
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Deputy Chair of the Security Council of the Russian Federation.
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Planning on visiting some electric power plants next week. Man, I love electricity!
Moooorning, folks. What can be more satisfying than a hot cup of fragrant freshly brewed tea? Nothing, I guess.
We are still sitting.

Like Navalny, but in a different sense.
While Putin is here, we argued with him who has the bigger biceps.

Now the doctor measures it.

I think mine is bigger. Unless he has botox in there.
I lost.

But there is a strange thing — either Putin really has a biceps in girth of 2.5 meters, or it was a mistake to invite his personal doctor for measurements.
For the last few years I've heard a lot of people saying that Skolkovo project is a total failure and a disaster. I bet these people have never been to the shawarma kiosk near the railway station. This is so delicious and a lifesaver when you are hungry. Besides, these kebabs are SO big. Before I visited this place for the first time I thought you could get kebab this big only in Rostov-on-Don. I'm sure, if Ronald McDonald had visited this place, he would never have started his own food chain.
Today I had my dinner in a restaurant. At the next table there was a man who was eating bread and he was doing it so funny, I could barely stop myself from laughing out loudly.
Working late today. Security Council won't deputy chair itself, you know.
You may've heard that Vladimir Putin has been working as a taxi driver back in the 90-s. To be honest, I occasionally drive a taxi even nowadays. You may have a good job as a deputy chairman of the Security Council but still want to do something for your own pleasure.
Dmitry Medvedev ️
Planning on visiting some electric power plants next week. Man, I love electricity!
I had to postpone these visits. Sorry, guys, I had some more important stuff to do.
Hey folks. How y'all doing?
The ancestors of Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth continue to do their petty mischiefs, just before the main "Polish" holiday in our country – the National Unity day. First, they are taking away a recreation base from Russian embassy, then they are going to build some fence on our border.

But it's a remarkable holiday. As you know, this day on year 1612, our people of different ranks and blood, they've have forgotten about their conflicts, united to defend our Homeland and finally kicked this jackbooted Polish rabble out of Moscow.

And then, big rough patch has started for them, with limitless partitions of Poland, and this rough patch lasted for three centuries.
Taking into account the policy of the current proprietors of Warsaw Suvorov's Cadet Military Corps building and of Viceroy Palace (coincidentally, it's now a Prime Minister's and President's residence now), I wonder if there will be the next one soon😄?
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Salden's is back to our local craft beer store. New year is gonna be nice 😁
Cheers, guys! 🍻
Like if you are not sleeping
When I am eating soup, I am trying to keep it balanced, so it wouldn't happen that only thick part or only liquid part is left in my bowl. I even have this theory about soup balance: a well balanced soup is the one that have neither too much liquid, nor too much thick part, only then the soup can be considered a good soup.

Also I am trying to eat the last bite of bread (like if you always eat your soup with a piece of rye bread) together with the last spoon of the soup. That makes my dinner pleasant.
Dmitry Medvedev ️
When I am eating soup, I am trying to keep it balanced, so it wouldn't happen that only thick part or only liquid part is left in my bowl. I even have this theory about soup balance: a well balanced soup is the one that have neither too much liquid, nor too…
BTW, regarding spoons. That might sound strange, but I really hate spoons. They are so big and so freaking round, it's just not convenient to eat your meal using spoon. When there is a choice (e. g., a yoghurt or buckwheat), I would use a fork instead, it's so much better! I would even use a fork to eat soup, if it would be socially acceptable: just eat the thick part using the fork and drink the liquid directly from the bowl. Though, people would look at me strange if I'd do that, so I continue to use spoons for soup.
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I love Mentos more than any other mint candy or chewing gum. It's so good and tasty and the best part of it is that you don't have to chew it forever after it runs out of taste like regular gum and look for a trash can to throw it away (What do you think, Deputy Chairman of the Security Council would litter? Not a chance.). You just chew it for a while and then it just disappears in your mouth, before you get tired of it, leaving only freshness. I wonder why Vladimir doesn't like them.

It does not matter what comes, fresh goes better in life,
With Mentos fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool.
With Mentos fresh and full of life.

Fresh goes better,
Mentos freshness.
Fresh goes better,
With Mentos fresh and full of life!
Now I have to wait for my bus for 20 minutes.
Security Council meeting was cancelled and I spent an hour getting there.