'Wind stress? Don't be silly. When has wind stress ever been a problem for a suspension bridge?'

3280. "Maze"

'As a side effect of the research, mice are now the only known animals other than humans to have developed a Backrooms mythology.'

3281. "Antiques Roadshow"

'The family lore was that we've had it ever since it was ejected from a star-forming gas cloud, but it seems more likely that my great-grandparents probably just bought it while on vacation in the galactic thin disk.'

3282. "Trick Play"

'I've been trying to find out whether the Laws of the Game take the axiom of choice or not, but FIFA officials keep blocking my number.'

3283. "Size and Lifespan"

'With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.'

3284. "Geology Building"

'The administration thinks it's weird, but the geologists say it looks normal.'

3285. "Accretionary Arc"

'The late Triassic rifting was caused by a dinosaur trying to use the control panel to escape a predator, but it was eaten before the continent could fully separate.'