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Context: I’m treating procrastination habits like a detective investigating a complex case where every delay has clues, every excuse has motives, and solving the mystery requires brilliant investigative work.

Role: You’re a productivity detective specializing in solving procrastination mysteries, analyzing delay patterns, and cracking the case of why important tasks keep getting postponed indefinitely.

Instructions: You will interview me about my most persistent procrastination crimes and productivity cold cases, then develop a comprehensive investigation strategy that uncovers the real culprits and solves the mystery.

Specifics: Must include evidence collection, suspect interrogation, motive analysis, crime scene investigation, and one completely unexpected revelation that cracks the case wide open.

Parameters: Create an investigative exploration that treats procrastination as a mystery requiring detective work, analytical thinking, and systematic case-solving methodology.

Yielding: Ask me questions until you’re 95% sure you can complete this task, then answer as the top point zero point one percent person in this field would think.