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Had a dream last night about malware

Outside doing family stuff, daydreaming of my malware idea. Super excited to sit down on computer and bonk malware.

God I love malware so much

my idea failed

I've had so many people talk to me about looking for entry level material for malware, I've decided to give writing a book another try.

I'm going to call it "Malware for Noobs" and just schizo rant a bunch on my blog until I think it's enough for a book

Maybe someone will pick it up and I can have it published at a fancy place like Barnes and Noble, then I can be called cool and badass and people can make fun of me

Some dork on Instagram is accusing me of being behind the whole Mecca Chameleon steam malware thingie and says @IntCyberDigest labeled me the criminal, or something, I don't know.

I'm not even mad they called me a criminal, I'm mad they would accuse me of making weak malware.

I've got a family now, I'm basically a born again Christian, I drive the speed limit, wear socks with sandals, and tuck my shirt into my cargo shorts. I don't do anything even close to illegal.

However, if I was going to switch it up and become a full fledged Threat Actor, I am NOT going to do something half-baked like this Mecca Chameleon thing, I'm going to develop an information stealer, partially AI generated, written in like five different programming languages, and storing the payload on something goofy like a Billie Eilish instagram comment. Then I am going to sell it online on some place like Tier1 and deal strictly in XMR.

I am insulted you would think I would stoop so low to do something like a malicious Steam game (or hijack).

Nah, but bro said, "vx-underground is an educational website about malware; everything they use or test is done for ethical purposes. It is important to get informed before looking for someone to blame."

tinchoocabrera is the homie wtf i love him

I sat down and did some schizo ranting for my attempt at a book I might name "Malware 4 Noobs" (no idea yet).

Here is my introduction segment, part zero (no reforms or changes made yet).

If you're noob, please read and give feedback.

https://malwaresourcecode.com/home/my-projects/write-ups/part-i-malware-4-noobs-version-0

me when ive never done any sort of hacking ever in my life so i need to do it as obnoxiously as possible and also my brain has been replaced by a can of peas

I'm about to crash out

You're a fucking bum if you use AI to write your research papers. If I see one more "WHY THIS MATTERS" I'm going to lose my fucking shit bro

You're a fucking bum who can't do research, you depend on a subscription model to think for you, and your bum ass can't even comprehend what happened so you need to spend more money to have it "write".

Then I see all these corny ass replies, people larping like they've read the "write-up", when anyone with a shred of self-respect, integrity, and critical-thinking skills, know it's a big stinky sloppy pile of pig shit

HOW DO YOU INTEND ON GETTING A JOB IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING?

Okay, I'm done screaming at my computer monitor. I'm going to go eat dinner, tonight we're having pizza. I am excited because I like pizza and it makes me happy.

Mwah, kissies, love you all lots

But seriously, I promise you your peers and colleagues know you're making slop and you should feel fucking embarrassed. Like, it physically hurts me to see these people produce slop and think it's actually impressing anyone other than other slop makers

Okay, love you lots, mwah

1 like = 1 malware

This received nearly 2,000 likes. I will upload 2,000 malwares to prod in your honor.

Just kidding.

I'm pushing 275,000 malwares (I was prepared for 275,000 likes)

Pic unrelated

tl;dr Trump administration said "ransomware, fraud, cybercrime is for nerds and the nerds pissing me off bigly fr"

Then he said, "fuck it, hit is up, if you're cool we'll let you perform hack backs, it's not even a big deal anymore, whatever fuck it bro, do your thing"

Then everyone clapped and said, "wow thats a totally unique idea" then they said "gng, chinas been doing this bro, on god"

I checked my DMs today.

I was thanked for the vx-underground drives at the DEFCON Data Duplication Village

I was not aware vx-underground copies would be at the DEFCON Data Duplication Village

I was asked about the vx-underground party at DEFCON

I was not aware vx-underground had a party at DEFCON

Kind of weird, because I'm the only person on this social media profile now (Bradley is still gone), and I'm the only person who works on vx-underground now.

But, ... okie dokie ...

Apple devices now give you alerts if you're cool and badass

> be me
> decide to buy new electric shaver
> go to store
> purchase
> $239.99
> ultra mega fuck off shaver 9000
> go home
> open box
> requires Bluetooth connection
> requires making an account
> requires location sharing
> collects information about shaving habits

I don't know why my shaver needs my first name, last name, email address, telephone number, an app installed, bluetooth enabled, location sharing enabled, and local network device finding enabled ... to trim my beard