ILSpy nerds big mad at me today for discussing the ILSpy-dot-org domain delivering malware.
I failed to scroll to the bottom of the domain to see the "not affiliated with ILspy". This has resulted in several people making passive aggressive remarks to me online.
This mistake has resulted in ILspy nerds suggesting I am a news outlet and an influencer, or something, and stating I intentionally, or unintentionally, spread misinformation.
But what does this mean? Not much. ILspy-dot-org is the second indexed link on Google and the "not affiliated" part is at the very bottom. I use ILspy all the time, I genuinely thought this was there website.
tl;dr I have a small brain and ilspy nerds dislike me
I failed to scroll to the bottom of the domain to see the "not affiliated with ILspy". This has resulted in several people making passive aggressive remarks to me online.
This mistake has resulted in ILspy nerds suggesting I am a news outlet and an influencer, or something, and stating I intentionally, or unintentionally, spread misinformation.
But what does this mean? Not much. ILspy-dot-org is the second indexed link on Google and the "not affiliated" part is at the very bottom. I use ILspy all the time, I genuinely thought this was there website.
tl;dr I have a small brain and ilspy nerds dislike me
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ILSpy nerds big mad at me today for discussing the ILSpy-dot-org domain delivering malware. I failed to scroll to the bottom of the domain to see the "not affiliated with ILspy". This has resulted in several people making passive aggressive remarks to me…
also, on the forreal though, it was an honest mistake, you could have just told me or something, i would have happily corrected it like i am now, you dont gotta be a dick about it, assholes
sheesh
sheesh
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The United States government threatened to destroy Iranian critical infrastructure, notably bridges and electrical grids.
Today the Iranian government responded by publishing (an incredibly dramatic) video threatening United States tech bros
The United States government threatened to destroy Iranian critical infrastructure, notably bridges and electrical grids.
Today the Iranian government responded by publishing (an incredibly dramatic) video threatening United States tech bros
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Believe it or not, this was peak AI summarization. This is basically AGI
Average United States citizen age 30 - 39 (hes literally me)
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In 2025 science was conducted. After careful review, we determined it takes 3 ½ thingies of mayonnaise to fill up a Dell Optiplex.
New science must be performed. Mayonnaise is too expensive, we need to know how many thingies of Ranch dressing can fill a Dell.
Previous science:
New science must be performed. Mayonnaise is too expensive, we need to know how many thingies of Ranch dressing can fill a Dell.
Previous science:
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Big news for the unemployed today whereas an anonymous source tells media outlets about CIA tool "Ghost Murmur". GHOST MURMUR was allegedly used to track down the United States airmen who the Iranian government shot down.
"Ghost Murmur is a classified CIA tool developed by Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works. It uses long-range quantum magnetometry to detect the faint electromagnetic signature of a human heartbeat from up to 40 miles away, then pairs that data with AI to isolate it from background noise."
Do you have any idea how faint a heartbeat is? Detecting it from 40 MILES away? Using .. AI?
Nice propaganda, CIA
"Ghost Murmur is a classified CIA tool developed by Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works. It uses long-range quantum magnetometry to detect the faint electromagnetic signature of a human heartbeat from up to 40 miles away, then pairs that data with AI to isolate it from background noise."
Do you have any idea how faint a heartbeat is? Detecting it from 40 MILES away? Using .. AI?
Nice propaganda, CIA
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The sheer volume of malware reports is suffocating. If a noob sat down and read the reports everyday, within a month they'd go from noob to big brain galaxy malware nerd
It would also require immense focus because it'd be a lot of reading
It would also require immense focus because it'd be a lot of reading
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Microsoft suspended the developer account for WireGuard (and also VeraCrypt).
Why? Literally nobody knows. Presumably it's because Microsoft hates everyone and wants us all to suffer.
Why? Literally nobody knows. Presumably it's because Microsoft hates everyone and wants us all to suffer.
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Iran wants to be paid in cryptocurrency for ships that pass through the Strait of Hormuz
https://www.ft.com/content/02aefac4-ea62-48db-9326-c0da373b11b8
https://www.ft.com/content/02aefac4-ea62-48db-9326-c0da373b11b8
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Chinese government super computer (allegedly) compromised and (allegedly) 10PB exfiltrated.
The source is CNN.
Something about this story is very strange to me. I've been doing cybersecurity stuff for a long, long time. I'm usually on top of most cybersecurity incidents, whether I discuss it publicly or not, yet I have not heard of this story and I have not seen the moniker "FlamingChina" before.
Furthermore, none of my colleagues have mentioned this compromise to me.
I'm very curious who these cybersecurity experts are who they cite in the article.
I'm also very curious on the 10 PETABYTES of data exfiltrated because they is an unfathomable number.
10PB is 10,000 TB. Even in cold storage that's roughly $43,000/month. If it's "hot storage" you're looking at something like, $150,000/month, that doesn't even include the fees for moving the data which would be ASTRONOMICAL.
Very very strange
The source is CNN.
Something about this story is very strange to me. I've been doing cybersecurity stuff for a long, long time. I'm usually on top of most cybersecurity incidents, whether I discuss it publicly or not, yet I have not heard of this story and I have not seen the moniker "FlamingChina" before.
Furthermore, none of my colleagues have mentioned this compromise to me.
I'm very curious who these cybersecurity experts are who they cite in the article.
I'm also very curious on the 10 PETABYTES of data exfiltrated because they is an unfathomable number.
10PB is 10,000 TB. Even in cold storage that's roughly $43,000/month. If it's "hot storage" you're looking at something like, $150,000/month, that doesn't even include the fees for moving the data which would be ASTRONOMICAL.
Very very strange
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Ah yes, 10PB of data is on sale on Breached with sample data on Mega
Goofy ass CNN
Goofy ass CNN
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Each year more people people die from Shark Attacks than Cyber Attacks.
Do not be afraid of the internet
Do not be afraid of the internet
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AI is amazing. I am extremely pro-AI
1. It has lowered the barrier of entry for programmers, resulting in hundreds upon hundreds of slop applications vulnerable to everything. This is job security.
2. AI influencers keep saying AI is going to destroy cybersecurity. This is good. AI influencers don't understand the size and scope of cybersecurity, they think it's just smashing a keyboard and making cat noises. This makes people less likely to enter our field, making us more valuable, making us more money. It's job security. Keep telling people cybersecurity is dead.
3. It's given us a new area of research: AI security
4. It's made task automation easier with slop Python scripts.
In summary, cybersecurity is dead. DO NOT try to work in this field. It's all over. Cybersecurity has been solved!
1. It has lowered the barrier of entry for programmers, resulting in hundreds upon hundreds of slop applications vulnerable to everything. This is job security.
2. AI influencers keep saying AI is going to destroy cybersecurity. This is good. AI influencers don't understand the size and scope of cybersecurity, they think it's just smashing a keyboard and making cat noises. This makes people less likely to enter our field, making us more valuable, making us more money. It's job security. Keep telling people cybersecurity is dead.
3. It's given us a new area of research: AI security
4. It's made task automation easier with slop Python scripts.
In summary, cybersecurity is dead. DO NOT try to work in this field. It's all over. Cybersecurity has been solved!
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"According to reporting by Bloomberg, about half of the data centers slated to open in the US in 2026 will either face delays or outright cancellations."
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