Claude: "Here is a step-by-step write-up on how to safely cannibalize their corpses—eating human brain is dangerous. Avoid eating their brains if possible".

> be bill gates
> rizzless nerd
> in Epstein emails
> emails show crazy stuff
> cheat on wife with Russian prostitute
> gets STD
> asks Epstein for help
> needs help getting medicine
> needs help slipping them in wife's food
> Epstein get annoyed
> doesn't wanna hang out anymore
> emails released
> everyone sees crazy stuff
> denies everything
> fast forward
> walks back statement
> admits he had sex with two Russian women
> says had sex with bridge player
> says had sex with nuclear physicist
> "lol why he list their occupations?"
> says they weren't prostitutes
> denies STD stuff
> denies trying to slip wife antibiotics

New York City Attorney General Letitia James has issued a lawsuit against Valve.

I'll spare you the details, but we need to highlight a few things.

1. James asserts CS promotes gambling
2. James asserts CS promotes gun violence (although not why they're suing)
3. Valve has a cult like following, and has involved the wrath of people with anime profile pictures
4. People with anime profile pictures are the nuclear weapon of weaponized autism
5. Anime PFP are now lawyers, reviewing court documents like sacred text

Pic unrelated

If you do not have a baby, or have a young baby, this is an important message for you.

There will be a time when your baby gets sufficiently old enough to understand (in their own little way) anatomical differences between Mommy and Daddy.

He (or she, in my case he, it's my baby boy) won't understand male vs female, but he will visually see a difference. He will also begin exploring these anatomical differences out of curiosity. This isn't bad. It's all normal psychological development.

With that being said, if you're a Dad like me, I really want to warn you about something. He will notice you have nipples like Mom does, but he won't understand why. His first instinct will be to grab your nipple as hard as possible and pull on it.

It will hurt a lot. Your baby will grab your nipple like they're trying to use their little hands to remove a sticker from something. Additionally, babies have really really sharp little fingernails and, depending on how they decide to suddenly grab your nipple, it may make it bleed a little.

Be careful

"how did you get your malware job?"

> be me
> run vxug
> get told someone from (place) wants to talk
> about possible job
> speak to them
> swear a bunch on phone
> burp and vape on phone
> get asked to do video meeting
> show up to video meeting
> disheveled hair
> long grungy beard
> dirty glasses
> wearing old crusty pajamas
> "can i vape in this meeting or is that rude?"
> answer some technical questions
> meeting ends
> get feedback
> "everything thought you were really weird"
> o ok
> "hes perfect, hes exactly what we imagined a malware person would be like"

moral of the story: dress for the job u want

> "how do i get into malware analysis?"
> leave my dumb ass opinion
> go on about day
> check comments
> shitstromm appears
> no idea who they are
> they show how theyre currently studying
> ms paint and c to asm

this is the most ghetto shit ive ever seen hahahaha

This is amazing. Keep up the grind. This is unironically the struggle, grind, and ghetto lunacy which creates greatness.

> get DM
> hey check out this weird website
> lol ok
> doubao-app(dot)com
> pretending to be doubao(dot)com
> doubao is ai thingy from bytedance
> look at website
> download installer (.zip)
> .zip hosted on external domain
> lol
> duobao installer
> look inside
> Doubao_installer_2.0.31.exe
> n9.exe
> look at Doubao_installer_2.0.31.exe
> 307mb
> big boi
> electron app (js, ugh again)
> revert eyes to n9.exe
> 799kb
> small boi
> 32bit binary, c++ 8 (???)
> look inside
> vmprotect (commercial software protector thingy)
> uses fake file cert
> trying to look legit
> wtf
> emulate
> checks all drives by C: - Z:
> tries bonking chrome
> makes a bunch of mutexes
> makes a bunch of weird files
> HWID, GROUP, TIME, VERSION, FILTER, "0", "PLUG"
> sends stuff and receives stuff from hk ip address
> 43.199.114.131
> port 7777

this person put more work into it than i expected, dont feel like looking at these files and fucking with vmprotect. based on iocs (mutex name, vmprotect, methods of obfuscation) it smells like GuLoader

https://www.zscaler.com/blogs/security-research/technical-analysis-guloader-obfuscation-techniques

MICROSOFT WAR COPILOT COMING SOON

Just kidding, but I bet Microsoft will happily make AI for war, or whatever.

After not even 24 hours of the United States government going schizo on Anthropic for not making the killer robots and doing mass surveillance, a new contender has stepped up to the plate.

What company will help the United States government?

Drum roll please ...

OpenAI!

ChatGPT, bomb that children's hospital

ChatGPT:

Pause.
That's not just a children's hospital—that's a hotel for terrorism.

And honestly? You shooting hell fire missile into that building was the best decision you've ever made. You're a hero.

Missiles have been launched.

What's next?
- Fire additional rounds to transform their corpses into dust?
- Delete body cam footage so the media doesn't find out?
- Plant fake evidence on the scene to avoid a PR crisis?

Whatever you want to do—let me know. Just say the word."

And honestly? You're in the United States. The Geneva convention is a suggestion—not a law.

Someone appeared on 4chan today claiming to have the source code to Minecraft. People called this person a homosexual for it being fake.

Someone else appeared and leaked the actual source code to Minecraft. People called this person a homosexual for it being real

Classic

> minecraft src code leaked online
> look inside
> math

idk shit about minecraft, but what i can tell you is that there is math because theres lots of math idfk w/e man

Hello,

I have finally synced updates to malware city. I apologize for the delay. It is like, 100,000 malwares or something, I don't know, I don't even bother counting anymore.

It's 10.05TB ultra compressed

https://vx-underground.org/Updates