Hello,

If you're in the United Kingdom and happen to be near:

27 Osborn St, 24 B134, London, England

You will see a cool and badass UK DRILL hip-hop rap thingie that I am supposedly hosting (I'm not, but someone is using the name).

If you happen to find it, please take a silly picture with it. I will share it online and you can tell your friends you got into a hip-hop beef, or something, I don't know.

I wasn't sure if I was on an FBI watchlist. Getting that autograph from Mikhail Matveev from FBI Most Wanted was definitely pushing it, but an e-mail from a compromised Epstein e-mail address is the cherry on top.

Pic related (FBI watching me)

Nerds on KiwiFarms made an absolutely disgusting discovery.

Some of the videos in the Epstein files are completely unredacted.

To spare you the details, one particularly horrific video is a 15 year old girl in her underwear. She explicitly tells the camera man her age, name, country of origin, and body measurements.

KiwiFarms currently has a COLOSSAL thread going, over 350 pages and counting, of people collectively reviewing files and sharing information.

I'm being told this is a real thing.

I don't know what's real and what isn't, but August 6th is also DEFCON.

I have no idea, dawg. I give up.

I'm really sick (STILL), don't have mental capacity to shit talk Microsoft, or talk about some weird malware shit, or describe the latest Epstein computer-related gossip and news.

I'm going to steal memes from /g/ Tech Meme's and crawl back into bed.

WHO IS PUTTING UP THESE POSTERS IN LONDON

Is this some kind of esoteric Britbong humor us Ameriburgers aren't familiar with?

> Find malware campaign
> Check VT
> (Looks) New
> Currently undetected
> Look inside
> Obfuscated Lua

Seriously? Lua? You guys are a bunch of sick fucks

I'm still sick. I've basically got dysentery from this Influenza Type A. I'm not sure what's worse, pissing out my ass or working with obfuscated Lua. Right now I'm thinking I'd prefer pissing out my ass

> "hey smelly i ran this game, is it malware?"
> doubt_it.png
> bored
> look inside
> game
> look inside
> electron app
> look inside
> weird .png embedded inside
> look inside
> electron app inside png
> wtf
> look inside
> .zip inside png inside of electron app
> wtf
> look inside
> electron app
> ???
> .js inside .zip inside .png inside .asar inside .exe
> look inside
> heavily obfuscated

What the actual fuck is your problem? Why do you people keep finding weird ass obfuscated Electron.JS malware?

holy shit this guy is a genius

"when i ran it smelly, windows deleted the malicious jar file"

THE MALICIOUS JAR FILE?! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JAR FILE

> jar inside .js inside .zip inside .png inside .asar inside .exe