> Be me
> Actively reporting L=1 Epstein document problem
> Mock people who recommend Claude
> Go to sleep
> Wake up
> Take a shit
> Get out of bed
> Claude Opus solved one of the redacted attachments

Ok I won't meme Claude anymore

More information

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46907841

Yesterday United States President Donald J. Trump commented that AI will be "bigger than the internet" and that the United States is "leading China by a lot".

This confirmed many beliefs that the internet is dead. Indeed, as I write this very post, you yourself could be AI

OMG AM I AI

Chat, it's the space race. Except we're not racing to space, we're racing to programmatically decode attached Epstein email documents.

Last time on Dragon Ball Z: nerds noted that in the Epstein documents the DoJ failed to censor Base64 encoded email attachments. This means we have the means to extract the email attachments from the Epstein documents and see what is inside and uncensored.

Big problems occured. Upon further inspection nerds noted the Epstein documents use Corrier New. This font is a pain in the ass to work with. In summary, they cannot reliably tell the difference (programmatically) between an L and a 1.

Now we're off to the races. Who can solve it first and (probably) be murdered by a spooky shadowy government? (but have lots of clout on the internet)

The first proposed solution was brute force. Swap the L's and 1's, try every possible combination until it is successfully decoded. The problem with this method is that even a simple document has over 1,000,000 unique permutations. To swap every L and 1, try to decode, then test the file, would take (if your computer is fast as fuck boi) 3 seconds... so a small document would take (worse case scenario) 34 days to brute force.

The second proposed solution was transforming the PDF documents into high resolution images then programmatically enhancing the L's and 1's to make it easier to work with. While this sounds easy, it has proven to be challenging. Not all L's and 1's have the same characteristics visually. In other words, there's lots of edge cases that need to be accounted for. This will take a long time too.

The third proposed solution was using Claude or ChatGPT. While initially laughed it, Claude did have some minor success and did manage to successfully decode one document. Claude has subsequently failed on every other attempt thus far. Claude fails because of the points referenced in the proposed solution two up above (too many edge cases, font is inconsistent, not aligned, etc).

While nerds are off the races and working tirelessly to reverse engineer and decode these documents, internet non-nerds have also chimed in. Most notably by saying things such as:
- Why isn't it done yet?
- Just don't fix the L and 1
- This isn't hard, bro. I could do it
- You're doing it all wrong

While they remain critical, these people have not contributed meaningfully to the collective goal. I have no idea why they're back seat driving this project. It's actually very frustrating to read.

For reasons I do not understand, some people seem to be under the impression they're capable of solving a problem that hundreds, possibly thousands, of other people are actively trying to solve or are unable to solve.

Will nerds find a solution that works consistently? Will people on the internet stop back seat driving? Will we give up and instead do a mass brute force campaign? Is the government concerned by the tsunami wave of weaponized autism?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

Chat, nerds have decoded more Epstein attachments.

The recently decoded attachment contains victim information. It is nothing but victim information. I will not share the decoded attachment because I do not believe it would be in good faith to share this victims face to the world.

In summary, he was paying people to stalk and spy on a teenage girl who had substance abuse problems. In the email his "detectives" we're sending Epstein photos of her social media profile. His "detectives" also shared photos of this teenage girl and her boyfriend.

In the email they inform Epstein they will increase surveillance on the teenage girl and her boyfriend.

"Hey can you try to decode this document?"

Dawg, I collect pictures of cats on the internet. I don't fucking know how these nerds are doing this shit. I'm just regurgitating what the real brains are doing

Pic related

Can I decode these documents? No

Can I provide a silly picture of a cat? Yes

Big shout out to OpenClaw.

One of the most downloaded OpenClaw skills was AmosStealer

Chat, MacOS malware is so fucking back

https://1password.com/blog/from-magic-to-malware-how-openclaws-agent-skills-become-an-attack-surface

Contracting Influenza Type A has been an eye opening religious experience. I've seen God.

While I briefly had an extremely high temperature, exceeding 104f, I also unknowingly passed Influenza Type A to my 10 month old son.

Thankfully, by the grace of God, my wife's forethought and her intelligence, he got his seasonal Flu shot. However, the flu shot does not guarantee immunity.

While I have been experiencing a fever, aches and pains all over my body, and coughing up mystery goo, my 10 month son got a mild tummy ache.

While a baby with a tummy ache isn't bad, there is nothing that makes you more aware of your existence than your baby boy heap spraying green diarrhea all over the bed while simultaneously laughing at it. When you take this lunatic behavior and couple with it severe illness, you can feel your soul leaving your body.

I was begging my 10 month old son, on the verge of tears, to stop trying to roll around in his feces while I battled aches, pains, chronic fatigue, and mystery goo leaving my lungs.

He's totally fine. He doesn't have a fever. He is playful and talkative. He's eating good. Meanwhile I'm shopping for coffins on Temu (they're cheaper there).

> be Islamic activist hacker group
> want positive attention to iraq
> decide to DdoS internet archive
> "That'll get people's attention!"
> "Now people will care about our cause!"
> piss everyone off
> people hate their cause now

???

A lot of people don't know this but since the United States government was shutdown for 43 days in 2025 you don't have to pay taxes for those days

You don't pay taxes for days not worked

Imagine internet nerds spend all this time trying to decode these Epstein attachments and when they finally crack the code this is what they find

I'm really confused.

There is someone claiming to be "VX UNDERGROUND" in London and they're sponsoring some UK rap thing.

They link directly to the telegram channel I own.

????????????

I was unaware posting silly photos of cats means you're a homosexual

Hello,

If you're in the United Kingdom and happen to be near:

27 Osborn St, 24 B134, London, England

You will see a cool and badass UK DRILL hip-hop rap thingie that I am supposedly hosting (I'm not, but someone is using the name).

If you happen to find it, please take a silly picture with it. I will share it online and you can tell your friends you got into a hip-hop beef, or something, I don't know.

I wasn't sure if I was on an FBI watchlist. Getting that autograph from Mikhail Matveev from FBI Most Wanted was definitely pushing it, but an e-mail from a compromised Epstein e-mail address is the cherry on top.

Pic related (FBI watching me)

Nerds on KiwiFarms made an absolutely disgusting discovery.

Some of the videos in the Epstein files are completely unredacted.

To spare you the details, one particularly horrific video is a 15 year old girl in her underwear. She explicitly tells the camera man her age, name, country of origin, and body measurements.

KiwiFarms currently has a COLOSSAL thread going, over 350 pages and counting, of people collectively reviewing files and sharing information.