This is satire. Just doing a little bit of trolling and teasing today on THE INTERNET.

Was hanging out with my new born baby boy. Heard my wife scream bloody murder. I safety put down the baby, run into living room, and see some weird thing flying around.

Absolutely terrified, I killed an animal today concerned it might harm my baby. I'm a murderer:(

Recently some people reported EUROPOL had placed a $50,000 bounty on Qilin ransomware group. However, Eduard Kovacs quickly ascertained this was false after speaking with EUROPOL regarding the so-called bounty.

tl;dr Threat Actor runs counter-intelligence op. Good photoshop

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

People with anime profile pictures are the most dangerous people on the internet.

Chat, is this true?

Smart kitty

Fuzzing continuing fuzzingly.

Over 100 potentially vulnerably drivers identified.

amd_dpfc is especially cool and badass. There is no CVEs or alerts on it, probably worth looking into.

INTERPOL ran a massive operation dubbed "Operation Serengeti 2.0".

tl;dr the EU squad came and arrested a bunch people in Africa for committing cybercrime for so long with zero repercussions.

Dawg, they arrested 1,209 people. They're sweeping entire blocks of people

Even those fancy "paddy wagons" only fit 10 people max if you cram them in. They must have rolled deep with 120 vans 😂😂😂😂

Not a big fan of Reddit, but as I've been informed 'power-mods' are a serious problem because people are addicted to clout and/or power.

Hello,

Are you a nerd who likes malware reverse engineering or detection? Are you a nerd who wants to study Yara rule stuff (including for iPhones)? Cool! Thanks to _t_tani we've added 28,805 Yara rules.

They're online now.

./Papers/Malware Defense/Yara Rules

TreasureTrove-35 is HUSTLING. Bro said, I'm gonna buy a book that's $8 and FREE as a PDF and then sell it FOR DOUBLE on eBay

Truly a 200iq move.

If CrowdStrike can bounce back after conducting the largest ransomware attack in history, then you can learn pointers in C

Hope this helps

I've got a few people who have been harassing me for weeks, months, and sometimes years.

What the think:

- One person thinks I'm the leader of a child sex ring and/or sex trafficking organization headquartered in Israel

- One person thinks I'm anti-semitic because I criticized the Israel government.

- One person thinks I've been harassing them for years (no idea who they are) and claim I've compromised their phone (?)

- One person thinks I'm a Democrat funded anti-America operation (?), despite this account being made when Donald Trump was in his first term as President and more our members being European

The reality:

I kind of felt bad because one of them was sending me massive paragraphs about how I'm harassing them, or something, and I'm making their life hell and they wish I was dead.

I just muted their account (I don't block people).

One day I randomly remembered them and checked the DMs. They were messaging me on Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, Christmas, New Years, etc. They kept messaging me nearly every day, or every other day, for probably close to 2 years.

I totally forgot they existed and all that time they were chasing ghosts.

Crazy stuff, man. I'm just looking at pictures of cats.

Fuzzing project is going fuzzingly.

192 total potentially vulnerable drivers identified. This is great news for vulnerable driver enthusiasts.

This is horrific news for vulnerable driver abolitionists.

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