Today the United States Department of Justice announced the extradition of various criminals across the globe to the United States to face charges related to violent crime.

They very sneakily snuck someone into this list of violent criminals.

If you know, you know

Currently taking a parenting class with my spouse. Her and I are learning a lot.

Last night I was talking with my newborn while I was burping him. He spit up milk all over my left arm. Very cool. I love having semi-digested milk knotted in my arm hair.

He began crying so I picked him up and told him it was okay. He subsequently let out a massive poop that escaped his diaper. Poop went all over my chest. Very cool.

He began crying more, so I took him to the changing table, removed his diaper, and he began heap spraying urine all over me. Very cool (x2)

This is a sign that he will use Linux

Unironically shit posting online before I have to return to the battlefield (raising a baby). Using my small sliver of freedom to schizo post online and look at cat pictures.

May 13th, in France, 4 men tried to kidnap the daughter and grandson of Paymium CEO Pierre Noizat.

The kidnapping failed when the daughter, grandson, and bystanders fought back.

The individuals were apprehended shortly after. It was discovered the guns were not real.

Also, the daughter grabbed the gun by the barrel (despite thinking it was real), and threw it across the street.

That girl is a fucking gangster.

Chat, we're storing the conversations on the blockchain

Thank you to DiffeKey for transforming our collection of cat pictures into a website.

Tldr browse cat pictures all day

https://catpics.lol/

For some reason if we meme Elon Musk or AI stuff there is always a handful of random people, who don't even follow us, who start wilding out in the comment section

I am here to chat with MEN about SPORTS SCORES

The other day some dork called gay people demons, or demonic, or something. I commented "Being gay is cool and badass".

I got so much negative feedback from that comment. Hahahahahahaha

I've openly discussed having ransomware panel access, open conversations with people on FBI Most Wanted, I've spoken with the Taliban, communicated with Threat Actors from virtually every single ransomware group — rarely if ever receive negative feedback.

But saying being gay is cool and badass is apparently what crosses the line. Hahahahahahaha

"LISTEN SMELLY, THAT MAN MAY RANSOMWARE CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS, BUT AT LEAST HE ISNT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE SAME SEX."

ChatGPT has ruined everything. I always loved using the em dash but apparently since ChatGPT uses it, it's now a potential indicator of AI slop.

Hello,

Previously this channel was banned from Telegram. However, it has magically become unbanned. I don't know how or why.

X truly is the everything app.

Cybercrime would literally disappear instantly if we all joined forces and simply stopped using the internet

A lot of people don't know this but it's called a computer "virus" because the first "virus" was written by Robert B. Virus. It was written in Rust and discovered in the wild in October, 1976. It primarily targeted Windows 10 machines. He called it Stuxnet

After hearing about malware nonstop for literally years, your brain starts talking to you like Ryomen Sukuna