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Tldr taxes and tariffs are lame af when you're a tiny group selling T-shirts

Hello,

Due to sanctions and other political bullshit happening across the globe, we'll be working on finding local distributors of our merchandise.

For example, because Brazil and Germany tax the ever living fuck out of basic ass T-shirts of ours, we'll be partnering up with some small hacker circles there, or something, to distribute merchandise (they'll make it and sell it).

We don't really make a lot of money off merchandise, we try to keep prices as low as possible. A normal T-shirt sale brings us a whopping $3 BEFORE tax. We just think the shirts look cool and hope people like them.

Anyway, more updates on that later.

-smelly
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Tldr taxes and tariffs are lame af when you're a tiny group selling T-shirts Hello, Due to sanctions and other political bullshit happening across the globe, we'll be working on finding local distributors of our merchandise. For example, because Brazil…
Like, a T-shirt sold to an American from our shop is like, $25 - $30. When someone in Brazil tries to buy it, it comes out to something outrageous, like $75 per shirt

Taxes are illegal and for nerds
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Wtf kind of scam is this
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Skimming Reddit today, gamers freaking out about anti cheats.

I have that anti cheats give video game developers "root" on your Windows machine and spy on you.

Anyway, we need to make video game anti cheats run in user mode. That's a good idea, right?
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Hahahahhahahaha

Unironically a good idea. It's so unbelievably stupid and it works. Depending on explorer layout, the .exe might not be visible.

Filename.mp4 + ??? spaces + .exe

Hahahahahaha UNC6032 is wild as hell
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Hahahahhahahaha Unironically a good idea. It's so unbelievably stupid and it works. Depending on explorer layout, the .exe might not be visible. Filename.mp4 + ??? spaces + .exe Hahahahahaha UNC6032 is wild as hell
Whoever came up with this idea must have been fuckin zonked. It's such a stupid, obvious, and seemingly super effective, file masquerading technique.
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> be Vietnamese TA
> need to infect ppl
> too much security
> need idea
> 0day too much effort
> social engineering risky


"What if we add like, 100 spaces at the end of the file?"
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Wanna get into cybersecurity? Here's how:

Step 1. Buy a computer
Step 2. Use computer
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!!!1
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Wanna get into cybersecurity? Here's how: Step 1. Buy a computer Step 2. Use computer Step 3. ??? Step 4. Profit!!!1
Thanks for attending my intro to cybersecurity course. That'll be $16,000. I accept cash, credit, debit. Using credit or debit has an additional $3.50 fee. I also offer payment plans at 25% interest
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I don't wanna sound like a hater, but I'm really getting tired of everyone yappin about AI.

If you take AI and put it in your shitty product, congratulations. You now have a turd with a sticker on it.

It's still a turd
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Victoria's Secret, the United States lingerie, clothing and beauty retailer, website is offline citing a 'security incident'.

It was initially reported by media outlets roughly 7 hours ago. However, some users report the site has been having problems for approx. 72 hours
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Wtf I missed my meeting with 252413eb95a0d at C2 on Memorial Day
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Wtf I missed my meeting with 252413eb95a0d at C2 on Memorial Day
Oh, excuse me, it was AFTER Memorial Day. Thankfully malware C2s recognize United States Federal Holidays
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We're just a crappy website with a dumb social media profile. We are not a company. Please do not send us your resume.

Thanks
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Some guy named Dr. Gecko has been sending me pictures of cats every day since October 16th, 2024.

He continues to send cat pictures regardless if I reply or not.

I don't know who he is or why he does this but I appreciate him and I consider him family.
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Today the United States Department of Justice announced the extradition of various criminals across the globe to the United States to face charges related to violent crime.

They very sneakily snuck someone into this list of violent criminals.

If you know, you know
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