In all seriousness, the cat was found on the street. The cat tried to scratch one the police officers. They decided to take a mug shot of the cat for "Assault" on a police officer, but the photo is designed to help finder the cats owner

tl;dr rich crypto guy kidnapped, tortured, almost murdered. kidnapped demands the password, italian guy says fuck you

May 23rd, 2025, the New York Police Department, in the United States, released details on a cryptocurrency holder who was tortured for almost 3 weeks.

The unidentified victim, a 28 year old man from Italy, was kidnapped by John Woeltz (37) and Beatrice Folchi (24). Mr. Woeltz is a self-described cryptocurrency investor who rents a $40,000/month apartment in Manhattan.

For nearly 3 weeks Mr. Woeltz demanded credentials to the unidentified victims crypto assets. The victim refused.

Mr. Woeltz tied the victim with electrical cords, repeatedly used a taser while the victims feet were submerged in water, beat him, pistol whipped him, forced the victim to ingest narcotics, and repeatedly wielded an electric chainsaw to the victim asserting he would dismember him if he did not give Mr. Woeltz the credentials to his crypto assets. The victim received a large wound on one of his arms where Mr. Woeltz used the chainsaw against the victim. Mr. Woeltz also tied an Apple AirTag around the victims neck if the victim tried to escape.

The victim is believed to possess millions in various cryptocurrencies.

During the kidnapping Mr. Woeltz took photos of the victims with a polaroid camera with the intent on sending the photos to the victims friends or family.

Thankfully, and although details are scarce, the victim managed to escape Friday, May 23rd, the day in which the victim reported to police he would have been murdered.

Police reported that, upon entry to Mr. Woetlz apartment, they discovered a "blood-shoaked makeshift torture chamber".

Shoutout to this Italian dude. I don't know many people who could endure 3 weeks of torture 😂😂

The Italian dude being tortured:

Tldr taxes and tariffs are lame af when you're a tiny group selling T-shirts

Hello,

Due to sanctions and other political bullshit happening across the globe, we'll be working on finding local distributors of our merchandise.

For example, because Brazil and Germany tax the ever living fuck out of basic ass T-shirts of ours, we'll be partnering up with some small hacker circles there, or something, to distribute merchandise (they'll make it and sell it).

We don't really make a lot of money off merchandise, we try to keep prices as low as possible. A normal T-shirt sale brings us a whopping $3 BEFORE tax. We just think the shirts look cool and hope people like them.

Anyway, more updates on that later.

-smelly

Like, a T-shirt sold to an American from our shop is like, $25 - $30. When someone in Brazil tries to buy it, it comes out to something outrageous, like $75 per shirt

Taxes are illegal and for nerds

Wtf kind of scam is this

Skimming Reddit today, gamers freaking out about anti cheats.

I have that anti cheats give video game developers "root" on your Windows machine and spy on you.

Anyway, we need to make video game anti cheats run in user mode. That's a good idea, right?

Hahahahhahahaha

Unironically a good idea. It's so unbelievably stupid and it works. Depending on explorer layout, the .exe might not be visible.

Filename.mp4 + ??? spaces + .exe

Hahahahahaha UNC6032 is wild as hell

Whoever came up with this idea must have been fuckin zonked. It's such a stupid, obvious, and seemingly super effective, file masquerading technique.

> be Vietnamese TA
> need to infect ppl
> too much security
> need idea
> 0day too much effort
> social engineering risky


"What if we add like, 100 spaces at the end of the file?"

Wanna get into cybersecurity? Here's how:

Step 1. Buy a computer
Step 2. Use computer
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!!!1

Thanks for attending my intro to cybersecurity course. That'll be $16,000. I accept cash, credit, debit. Using credit or debit has an additional $3.50 fee. I also offer payment plans at 25% interest

I don't wanna sound like a hater, but I'm really getting tired of everyone yappin about AI.

If you take AI and put it in your shitty product, congratulations. You now have a turd with a sticker on it.

It's still a turd

> says new revolutionary ai
> look inside
> wrapper to openai

Victoria's Secret, the United States lingerie, clothing and beauty retailer, website is offline citing a 'security incident'.

It was initially reported by media outlets roughly 7 hours ago. However, some users report the site has been having problems for approx. 72 hours

Wtf I missed my meeting with 252413eb95a0d at C2 on Memorial Day

Oh, excuse me, it was AFTER Memorial Day. Thankfully malware C2s recognize United States Federal Holidays