malware is cool

Microsoft is right.

We need MORE ai in Windows 11. How am I supposed to use Notepad without AI?

We need MORE data collection. If we allow data analytics and collection, they can make us MORE safe and improve the product

If Notepad isn't 500MB from being written in C# with 200 dependencies and an embedded AI thingy, I don't want it.

we need someone to write a paper or tutorial on how we can make our windows workstations as invasive as possible. we want FULL analytics, all data logged, EVERYTHING!

microsoft needs our help theyre running out of money!!

My son is almost 1 month old.

So far he doesn't have a job, doesn't have a driver's license, doesn't have any computer certifications, hasn't been featured in any documentaries. He hasn't even TRIED to learn to code despite all the C programming books I bought him.

I sat down with him and said, "Son, it's been a whole month and you haven't done anything. How do YOU do that?!"

He then pooped his pants and squirmed around in his onesie.

Parents, do you have any advice?

Too busy, just sharing funny cat pictures. Later on this month there will be a big update if I can sneak away to the computer for an hour or so

Love you
-smelly

Many people do not know this, but the Google symbol is actually the Mark of The Beast. Many people mistake it for "666" or a Goat or Devil's Horns.

Nope, it's this:

Absolutely devastated. I've been up all night crying.

I read an article which states you can screen someone as being a North Korean IT worker by requesting they say "Fuck Kim Jung Un".

I decided to test it out.

I picked up my newborn son and requested he say "Fuck Kim Jung Un". He wouldn't say it. Instead he looked to the left, to the right, and then made weird grunting noises.

I'm devastated. I had no idea my 1 month old son was actually a North Korean remote IT specialist trying to commit corporate espionage.

Parents, any idea how to handle your newborn child being a state-sponsored Threat Actor from North Korea?

Admittedly, we thought it was a bit strange our newborn was 5'5 (165cm) and was fluent in Korean with a Pyongyang dialect. However, we brushed this off as a phase and a normal part of newborn development.

It is a very surreal feeling seeing the United States Department of Justice cite one of our posts in an official court document

The irony is that, from all of our outrageous posts we've made, it's the Dancing Bean meme that makes it to the Department of Justice

> Go on X (the everything app)
> Click For You tab
> Random profile about history
> View comment section
> Boomers tagging Grok, questioning validity of post
> Grok responds, stating post is accurate
> Boomer gets mad, responds to AI Bot saying it's wrong

Witnessed a random dude arguing with an AI bot in near real time. The random dude is insulting the bot like it's an actual person 😭

Smh inflation has destroyed the economy. We remember when computers were affordable

Friday, May 9th, 2025, the state of Texas, in the United States, successfully secured a settlement of $1,380,000,000 against Google for privacy violations against individuals residing in Texas.

Googles settlement covers 2 claims of the 3 claims in total which Texas brought to court.

Issue 1. Google violated state biometric privacy laws by collecting end user facial data and voice scan data without user consent. The collected data was used to aid or improve targeted advertisements.

Issue 2. Google persistently tracked end users in Texas regardless if 'Incognito Mode' was enabled or not.

Google has stated these issues have already been resolved in product and in policy so no changes will be made to Google as of May 9th, 2025.

Coinbase confirms it's compromise (crazy story, will discuss it later). But, Coinbase is being extorted for $20,000,000

Coinbase said it won't pay the $20,000,000 and instead is offering a $20,000,000 bounty for the identification of the people involved

We have not seen any company take an offensive approach to extortion.

Coinbase wildin out rn