Hello,

Currently uploading 175,000 new malwares. We've also got some papers and other stuff we've gotta add.

cat_picture.png

After we reassessed and improved our malware builders collection we've had a significant influx of people asking for the password.

Chat, the noobs are looking for malware

ultra rare kitty cat

>be me
>work on crappy computer virus website
>uploading 200gb of bad computer programs
>bored
>listening to Primer 55
>looking at cat pictures

ok ttyl, gonna let stuff upload

Cats 🤝 Malware

wtf my cat has a computer virus

April 14th, 2025, David M. Dorbish Jr., passed away as a result of a suspected drug overdose.

David M. Dorbish Jr. was a prolific online serial swatter who plead guilty to 15 charges in 2020.

I hate seeing people write and/or say "cyber" in the context of cybersecurity i.e. "I'm studying for cyber right now".

The word "cyber" is an adjective — do you study big, tall, short, tiny, blue, stinky?

/me flips desk

Updates to the vx-underground collection:

Papers:
- 2004-06-06 - Execution redirection thru Image File Execution Options key
- 2025-04-07 - Bypass WDAC WinDbg Preview
- 2025-04-17 - Notes on RtlGetUnloadEventTraceEx

Malwares:
- InTheWild.0152
- InTheWild.0153
- InTheWild.0154
- InTheWild.0155
- InTheWild.0156
- InTheWild.0157
- InTheWild.0158
- InTheWild.0159

getting emotional right now, thinking of windows xp and listening to evanescence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo

Today virus exchange was banned from our (other) hosting provider (Wasabi). They claim our domain virus-dot-exchange has malware on it.

They cited 1 specific file hash and stated virus exchange is disabled until we can explain why we have 1 malware on the server

What the fuck?

No idea what's going on, but the bucket they reference has millions upon millions of malicious binaries.

How did miss the other 36,999,999 malwares

Updates to the vx-underground collection:

- 2025-03-02 - Abusing IDispatch for Trapped COM Object Access Injecting into PPL Processes
- 2025-04-03 - CreateFileMapping to replace ReadFile
- 2025-04-08 - Notes on bypassing mailbox audit logs

Discord CEO stepped down. The new upcoming CEO was previously the CEO of Activision. His resume includes the implementation of micro-transactions in Call of Duty.

Imagine if Discord suddenly introduces micro-transactions, like paying $10/month for unlimited call times 😂

TeamSpeak is in the restroom, shadowboxing in their underwear, praying to God that Discord does something stupid(er) and results in a user base collapse

Hello,

To work in IT and/or cyber security...

You don't like have to like Linux, you don't have to like C (or Assembly), you don't have to like Mr Robot, you don't have to go to conferences or meetups, you don't have to prefer IRC over Discord, you don't have to have a fancy setup

You can like or dislike whatever you want. Don't feel pressured to think or behave a certain way.

ok ttyl love u, kissies
- smelly

Windows 11 is the more secure and privacy focused Operating System

Only real privacy enthusiasts use it

It's so privacy focused, it takes images of what you're doing every 90 seconds to ensure you're not making any opsec mistakes.

It then saves it in a super secure location (APP DATA) so then you can review it later if you want

This is pretty much what it's like dealing with malware droppers

You're like, oh sweet, it's a kitty cat. But then you discover it's actually a barrage of kitty cats and that's fine but you didn't expect so many at once

The naming convention "Trojan" easily confuses people i.e. Remote Access Trojan. Unfortunately, due to successful media campaigns, the term Trojan is now closely affiliated to condoms.

Instead we petition to formally change the term to something which is reminiscent of the term "Trojan Horse", and carries the same meaning

Suggestion: Horse

Example(s):

- Remote Access Horse
- Sophisticated Horse
- "... The Threat Actors inserted a Horse payload into the Word document..."

Laymen can easily identify a horse and they will understand the concept of a horse on the loose is very dangerous. You can explain to customers there is a horse loose in their computer and the horse is causing serious damage.

Imma be real with you, Chat. I've been unfathomably busy IRL and it's brought me immense joy schizo-posting satirical nonsense to thousands of people.