BreachForum domain not seized. I misread something from my daily drama nerds cycle I go through.

BreachForums is offline — nerds speculated it will be seized. Or maybe it's just infra problems, or something.

No one knows anything. I can't read

This random document fell off the back of a bus. Weird.

This random document which randomly fell off the back of a bus (randomly) says MITRE is no longer supporting the CVE program as of April 16th, 2025. Which is crazy, because this random document is dated April 15th, 2025.

what do u mean a website historically used for memeing and trolling forked and the memesters and trollsters decided to meme and troll?? how could this have happened???

Here is what's going to happen

SoyJak nerds will meme 4chan mods for awhile. In the midst of it YouTubers will make videos discussing it (MoistCritical, MeatCanyon, TurkeyTom, etc).

Then in like, a year, it'll kind of be back to normal

MoistCritical will probably name it, "The 4Chan situation is crazy". He'll open the video with a weird reference to semen, erections, or anime, then say "I'm not an expert on the subject". It'll conclude with "That's pretty much it, see ya".

Slop as a Service

Hold up — let 4chan speak. They're onto something here

Hi,

We've archived the MITRE CVE database. The CVE DB is free and open source on GitHub. However, we're providing a backup location for the data. We doubt it'll magically disintegrate in ash, but if it does we have a copy.

https://vx-underground.org/Archive/CVE

According to USASpending, MITRE has received approx. $1,500,000,000 since 2008 from the United States government.

We could survive approx. 30,000 years with that much money 😂😂😂

We've been surviving for almost 6 years by begging nerds for spare change, sucking the dicks (and clits) of small business owners, and praying X payouts give us more than $50/month

For $500,000/yr we'd be a fuckin' MALWARE REPO MACHINE (3,000 years to spend $1,500,000,000)

If we got $1,000,000/yr (never will happen), vx-underground would transcend space and time, pull malware from the 4th dimension — we'd be producing malware content like we were in the Dragon Ball Z hyperbolic time chamber

If we had $1,000,000/yr, Bradley and I would travel to Russia to physically meet Lockbit in person and challenge him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel to end his operations

hello tiny people living inside my computer

X employees shared online they're rewriting the X DM system and naming it 'XChat' — which is strange because I recall using XChat sometime in the late 90's, or early 2000's

For those young ones reading this: XChat is an IRC client

For those young ones reading this: IRC is kind of like Discord, except way slimmed down, way less features but way more flexible and you can host a server yourself

People who are 18 years old, as of 2025, were born the same year as the release of Halo 3 — the same year the original iPhone was released when Steve Jobs was alive.

The people you will be interviewing in the next couple of years do not know a world without smart phones.

Anyway, let that echo in your head tonight when you're trying to sleep. 2007 was 18 years ago.

Hello, how are you?

tl;dr doing stuff

Right now we've got 250GB+ of new malwares we need to push. We're in the process of syncing it, making local backups, etc. We also temporarily stopped migrating virus-dot-exchange, but it's still on the todo list.

As many of you have noticed, updates on things have been volatile and shakey. I greatly miscalculated the difficulty of preparation and deployment of mini-human. I had thought, to some degree, it was an exaggeration that it would require a great deal of effort — it turns out the entire planet (past, and present) was not lying.

Despite the deployment of Smelly Smellington Jr, the general plan will be as follows:

- Continue daily ingests and malware sample distribution from petikvx, JaffaCakes118, and Neiki__. These 3 act as the back bone of our malware ingestion cycle.

- If or when _BradleyVX returns from his family duties: continual archival of The Old New Thing, cat picture collection (semi-joking), and his work on malware collection. Bradley has primarily been responsible for the malware family collection and he will continual doing so.

- Cryakl will continue working on the malware builder collection. Cryakl has done an excellent job ensuring we're up-to-date on malware builders historically and present...ly (?)

- f0wlsec will continue his work on the APT malware samples and papers collection. If you do not see an update in a significant period of time, feel free to poke him with a stick.

My request to anyone who reads this: PLEASE do not hesitate to contact me (or whoever) regarding malware papers (reverse engineering, development, history, whatever). Even if the paper doesn't make it into the collection it is super-duper appreciated when someone notifies us of a potential paper. It makes my life so much easier. If you've written a paper for yourself, or your group, or your company — DON'T hesitate to notify me (or whoever in our group) so it can be archived.

How to send us a paper: literally just send the link on Discord, Twitter, Telegram, e-mail. That's all you have to do. If you send me enough cool stuff maybe you can take my job and be given a pretty staff sticker and I can focus more on other administrative tasks.

Anyway, i'll be AFK. You'll see a spike in silly posts and cat pictures. If this upsets you, I don't know bro, we're busy and this is all for free. You gotta deal with it for awhile.

Love you
- smelly smellington

Use TorGuard VPN.

I didn't have to append this is this post, but they're our hosting provider and the owner uses his company resources and time to collect cat pictures with us.