Gone for the day and return to see the United States government doing schizo Boomer Facebook posting

Today Donald J. Trump signed a Presidential Memorandum revoking any active security clearance held by Chris Krebs and his associates.

This includes SentinelOne in totality.

More information: https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/04/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-addresses-risks-from-chris-krebs-and-government-censorship/

Massive update to Malware Defense collection

Chat, we are cookin'. Thanks to Malpedia for letting us get the files. They're the best.

me trying to have a rational conversation about computers with someone on twitter

doing some work in the backyard today, what kind of tree roots are these???

Nintendo ransomware group

Someone contacted us and said they 0day'd their school, infected every machine with a custom RAT, and displayed a MessageBox to everyone in the school at the same time. After that, the school hired him to be in charge of cybersecurity

What the fuck are you talking about

"Nothing is certain except computer viruses and cat pictures" — Benjamin Franklin

uhhh ok

> wants to add to blocklist
> tweets it

Windows 10 support ends October 14th, 2025. It is the calling of the Linux nerds.

Congratulations to APT "Stately Taurus".

Throughout 2021 and 2022 Palo Alto was tracking their activity because they left debug symbols in their DLLs.

They've since learned to remove the debug symbols. Good job, buddy. It took a few years, but you're getting better!

Still not as oopsie-doopsie as when the Indian military left the PDB data present which displayed the developers first name and last name, but making the path "hack" is pretty oopsie too.

Malware 🤝Cat girls

A visual representation of cybersecurity

Due to insanely high-demand, we will be working on a kitty cat picture repack. The repack will have non-cat images removed. We will also increase the number of kitty cat pictures present.

Special thanks to DiffeKey for fixing the entire thing.

Oh, and based on seeds and stuff, a guesstimate is over 1 petabyte of cat pictures have been distributed. Cat pictures are x100 more popular than anything we've ever shared or produced

Yeah bro, it's super cool a bunch of cat pictures is more widely shared, appreciated, and praised than 6 years of work of archiving malware related educational material

April 9th, EUROPOL did a press release regarding the arrest of affiliates using IcedID, SystemBC, PikaBot, Smokeloader, and Bumblebee.

EUROPOL memes the malware authors databases for not being 'GDPR compliant' and (in some capacity) reaching out to and identifying affiliates via Telegram.

Furthermore, EUROPOL put out a warning for customers of 'Superstar' and state they're actively doing arrests, home searches, issuing arrest warrants, doing 'knock-n-talks'.

5 unnamed individuals have been apprehended and are being 'interrogated' (quite literally the words used by EUROPOL, the connotation sounds like they're sending people to Guantanamo Bay).

They also released another mini-anime episode

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