Made a silly response, currently exploding with people being like "haHA ur CooKed BRO"

why are large vendors memeing me wtf

wtf teamspeak too?

Anyone who unironically endorses or performs "vibe coding" will be thrown out of a helicopter while kicking and screaming.

> "i don't use protonmail, it's ran by the deepstate"
> *uses gmail*

I'd guesstimate 99.9% of malware we find is generic trash. By trash I mean recycled techniques, same ol' code, maybe they'll put a spin on it and write it in Rust, or Go, or Zig, or doo-doo-kaka-blim-blam — whatever language is trending.

We also hear "my malware is FUD (full undetected)". How is your malware FUD, when everyone else is claiming their malware is FUD, and you aren't Emotet 2.0 Electric Bugaloo?

It just don't make sense

> log into github
> over 9000 notifications
> wtf.mp4
> *click*
> uR cOdE iN uR mAlWaRe scR coDe RepO maY Be VulNerAbLe

Buffer overflows in the 90s

AI is Pandora's Box.

Once LLMs got popular, all the evils of the world, such as sickness, death, and suffering, were unleashed onto the world.

Unlike Pandora's Box, we cannot shut down AI. We have no hope.

It's all ogre now, Chat

tldr saw more ai startups and went into mini psychosis

Monday night motivational post

Today the United States government unsealed (more) documents on the JFK assassination.

It's 1,123 digitized documents.

https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/release-2025

A long time ago we posted "we need more women writing malware" and Infosec people lost their mind.

They immediately proclaimed writing malware is a crime. They called us bad names. They compared it to "we need more female killers".

The very people who say "hAcKeRs aRe MiSunDeRsTooD" and "HAcKiNg iSnT a CrImE" picked on us, imposing the same fate "hacking" once had.

Interestingly, some of those people who insulted us, mocked us, called us bad names, are now suddenly for "maldev" and malware research. It's interesting that when we were unpopular and small, we were an easy target and picked on.

Now that we're one of the largest infosec social media profiles, suddenly maldev and malware research is cool.

They seem to have forgotten. We haven't forgotten.

uploading malware in the morning

uploading malware in the evening

uploading malware at supper time

this was from a bagel bites commercial sometime in the late 90s. hasnt left my head in decades. please help

Still going beep boop on the virus exchange.

We've moved a total of 23,234,838 malware.

Writing malware isn't a crime.

Speeding through a school zone while drunk is a crime