Shoutout to Windows 11 for automatically restarting while I was compressing data.

I love compressing 2,213,220 malwares and having you Thanos snap my progress into nothingness

Yes, currently maining Windows 11 while handling terabytes of malware. Don't be a big baby — what's the worst that can happen?

Ransomware but instead of encrypting data it puts parental controls on the victims computer and restricts them from visiting anime-related websites

The alleged developer (and core member) of Lockbit ransomware group is being extradited from Israel to the United States.

Will law enforcement be nice to him? Will he face 20 years or more? Will he attempt an hero? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

fr tho bro is cooked, fbi prolly lowkey thinkin of killing his ass (he tripped and fell out a window)

*downloads 1 episode of Naruto off pirate bay*

"fuc da feds dey gunnin after me, I put dat on da O"

hAcKeRs jUst wAnT tO eXplOrE

It's not 1991 anymore. It's 2025. "Hackers" (the name is butchered, makes me uncomfortable), aren't compromising places to explore. If they want to explore, they'll watch a YouTube essay or browse Wikipedia.

They want money (or to be a nuisance)

BRO, I COMPROMISED A HOSPITAL USING LUMMA STEALER LOGS TO EXPLORE I SWARE I WAS JUST EXPLORING

Security researcher gentoo_python discovered a Prompt Injection on VirusTotal.

Could this be used as a form of social engineering to trick users into thinking a file is safe when it's not?

File hash: 1d30bfee48043a643a5694f8d5f3d8f813f1058424df03e55aed29bf4b4c71ce

Made a silly response, currently exploding with people being like "haHA ur CooKed BRO"

why are large vendors memeing me wtf

wtf teamspeak too?

Anyone who unironically endorses or performs "vibe coding" will be thrown out of a helicopter while kicking and screaming.

> "i don't use protonmail, it's ran by the deepstate"
> *uses gmail*

I'd guesstimate 99.9% of malware we find is generic trash. By trash I mean recycled techniques, same ol' code, maybe they'll put a spin on it and write it in Rust, or Go, or Zig, or doo-doo-kaka-blim-blam — whatever language is trending.

We also hear "my malware is FUD (full undetected)". How is your malware FUD, when everyone else is claiming their malware is FUD, and you aren't Emotet 2.0 Electric Bugaloo?

It just don't make sense

> log into github
> over 9000 notifications
> wtf.mp4
> *click*
> uR cOdE iN uR mAlWaRe scR coDe RepO maY Be VulNerAbLe

Buffer overflows in the 90s

AI is Pandora's Box.

Once LLMs got popular, all the evils of the world, such as sickness, death, and suffering, were unleashed onto the world.

Unlike Pandora's Box, we cannot shut down AI. We have no hope.

It's all ogre now, Chat