Just 0day'd the McDonald's drive-thru using a newly created technique called "Stack McChickens". You push McChickens onto the stack until the program McChickens.

in this example the prolog looks like

PUSH RBP
MOV RBP, RSP
SUB RSP, 2 HAPPY MEAL 6 PC

> wake up
> check twitter place
> normies discussing hacking

Malware

Praying to God this is a typo because this cookie is delicious

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> everything's computer

Shoutout to Windows 11 for automatically restarting while I was compressing data.

I love compressing 2,213,220 malwares and having you Thanos snap my progress into nothingness

Yes, currently maining Windows 11 while handling terabytes of malware. Don't be a big baby — what's the worst that can happen?

Ransomware but instead of encrypting data it puts parental controls on the victims computer and restricts them from visiting anime-related websites

The alleged developer (and core member) of Lockbit ransomware group is being extradited from Israel to the United States.

Will law enforcement be nice to him? Will he face 20 years or more? Will he attempt an hero? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

fr tho bro is cooked, fbi prolly lowkey thinkin of killing his ass (he tripped and fell out a window)

*downloads 1 episode of Naruto off pirate bay*

"fuc da feds dey gunnin after me, I put dat on da O"

hAcKeRs jUst wAnT tO eXplOrE

It's not 1991 anymore. It's 2025. "Hackers" (the name is butchered, makes me uncomfortable), aren't compromising places to explore. If they want to explore, they'll watch a YouTube essay or browse Wikipedia.

They want money (or to be a nuisance)

BRO, I COMPROMISED A HOSPITAL USING LUMMA STEALER LOGS TO EXPLORE I SWARE I WAS JUST EXPLORING

Security researcher gentoo_python discovered a Prompt Injection on VirusTotal.

Could this be used as a form of social engineering to trick users into thinking a file is safe when it's not?

File hash: 1d30bfee48043a643a5694f8d5f3d8f813f1058424df03e55aed29bf4b4c71ce

Made a silly response, currently exploding with people being like "haHA ur CooKed BRO"

why are large vendors memeing me wtf

wtf teamspeak too?

Anyone who unironically endorses or performs "vibe coding" will be thrown out of a helicopter while kicking and screaming.

> "i don't use protonmail, it's ran by the deepstate"
> *uses gmail*