current desk setup: old spice deodorant stick (gets hot af in office), broken smoke detector, broken xbox controller, a bunch of pill bottles, vitamin pills, vape coils, vape juice, wires (idk where they go), some lego parts, tape measure (idk why), lens cleaner, unopened mail

I don't wanna get too political, but honestly we should treat 32bit ASM as historical, like 16bit ASM.

"It's 2025, show the kids r8 and r9", — 2pac, All Eyez On Me

Chat, we've spread misinformation on the internet.

Yesterday we posted BianLian was sending extortion letters through the mail. That was incorrect. It is a BianLian impersonator trying to scam people.

Please accept our handwritten apology.

The visual demonstration illustrating cyber security defense against ransomware

Busy, have a random meme from the phone. Talk soon

Love you

Someone from India has been doing mass downloads from our virus exchange (in the millions)

1. My dude — we allow bulk downloads from our main website.
2. Don't make us impose API limitations

Chat, we are cooked. The 90s is considered old now.

Unrelated, someone asked if I remember "September 9th". They didn't even know the correct date as September 11th.

Also, yes.

Linux? More like linSUX, am I right? haHA get rage baited nerd

Twitter has been down for a really long time. Probably like, 4 or 5 hours, dunno.

Elon Musk probably fuming that he can't post every 15 minutes.

Creating a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address

🚨BREAKING🚨

THE X USED IN THE MUSK TWEET ISNT THE SAME X ON THE KEYBOARD. WTF IS THAT WEIRD LOOKING X.

Elon Musk did an interview today stating the IP addresses in the X cyber attack (?) originated from "the Ukraine area" (???).

This has resulted in many people believing the the Ukrainian government is responsible for the DdoS attack on X

Rant / opinion

DdoS attacks can be difficult to attribute especially if it's DdoS-as-a-Service. Additionally, accurate attribution of any offensive cyber operation in mere hours in low.

The likelihood of a state sponsored group performing a DdoS attack on an American social media platform is also extremely low. A DdoS attack wouldn't serve any military objective (or an intelligent one rather).

The broad sweeping statement the DdoS attack came from Ukraine (or the Ukraine area(?), at a moment where many Americans are divided on the Ukraine-Russian conflict, is inflammatory at best, is propaganda at worst. Generally speaking, DFIR needs to performed, external organizations will need to be consulted, you cannot (or rather should not) make a statement regarding the situation at hand while having little to no conclusive evidence for accurate attribution. In other words, an organization typically would not make a statement regarding the origins of an offensive cyber operation without concrete evidence.

tldr sigh, non computer nerds will eat up this crap and spread conspiracy theories and misinformation.

Update on virus-dot-exchange migration.

We're going pretty good.

14,829,127 unique malwares pushed.

DarkStorm DDoS-as-a-Service has taken credit for the alleged DDoS against X.

We have no way to confirm this information. However, we've been told like, 15 times, this is the culprit.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just 0day'd the McDonald's drive-thru using a newly created technique called "Stack McChickens". You push McChickens onto the stack until the program McChickens.

in this example the prolog looks like

PUSH RBP
MOV RBP, RSP
SUB RSP, 2 HAPPY MEAL 6 PC

> wake up
> check twitter place
> normies discussing hacking

Malware

Praying to God this is a typo because this cookie is delicious