Today the US Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) reported a backdoor on two patient monitors.

As cybersecurity people, we find this deeply troubling. As malware people, we find this cool and badass.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/backdoor-found-in-two-healthcare-patient-monitors-linked-to-ip-in-china/

In other words, for the low price of $848, you can purchase (probably) state-sponsored malware that was designed to exfiltrate your healthcare information

updates to vxug but its saturday and playing roblox with da homies (were hardcore gamers) (need free robux plz)

tried running free_robux.exe and now my wallpaper is different wtf

> make clippy guy
> provide him with basic animations
> install local deepseek
> put deepseek in clippy

If no one else does it, we'll unironically make this, open source it, make it available for download because ???

Clippy is back mfer

Chat, we were lied to this entire time. It's been nothing but anti-clippy propaganda.

Someone has produced a new clippy for Windows 10 and Windows 11

https://github.com/FireCubeStudios/Clippy

Updates:

- Massive APT paper and APT sample ingestion. It ranges from October, 2024 to January, 2025. All papers were aggregated from the work of staff member f0wlsec. You can stop asking about APT collection updates. The updates are here. It is roughly 2,000 malicious binaries.

- Migration of primary website (vx-underground) is virtually complete. All backend content has been moved. Front end performance issues have been resolved. This is thanks to staff member guessthepw and our friends at TorGuard

- We are actively working on migrating virus-dot-exchange still. Due to the large size of the bucket (in excess of 20TB, approx.) we've been exchanging passive-aggressive (yet professional) words with our previous hosting provider. They are sort of unhappy with us writing code which is indexing, and rcloning, 40,000,000+ malicious binaries. We are forced to break the previous bucket down into sub-buckets and then migrate them.

- Black Mass Volume III is still in production. However, we regretfully announce following the release of this issue, staff member b0t will be resigning from his position. He is moving to greener pastures.

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Besides being malware experts, we're also business extraordinaires (we're bad at both)

United States***, sorry. Our smart man paper reading thingies are from taco place and maple syrup land, can no think good no more

Correction:

We made a post about the recent legislation changes between the United States and Canada impacting social media. We have been corrected by our Canadian friends that this has been the case for several years in Canada now due to laws to combat misinformation.

We were mislead by social media discussions to believe that this is the result of tariffs. Current discussions (primarily from Americans) suggest these blocks are new.

tl;dr misinformationed by Americans, or political agendas, whatever

mfw canadians politely correct us, americans call us fat retards

The fight between our previous hosting provider has escalated. Instead of exchanging passive-aggressive (yet professional) e-mails, we will be restoring the entire 20TB collection from a local NAS on a residential line.

We keep it gangsta, dawg

We're throwin' up gang signs at the computer monitor to some underpaid help desk representative in Massachusetts (we're gangsta, dawg)

Try not to cringe level: IMPOSSIBLE

This is a clip from: "You Fired A Tech Genius" produced by ReelShort.

Originally found by malwrhunterteam, cross-posted from X

Try not to cringe level: DEATH WISH

The entire 71 minutes of the pilot episode. Do you have what it takes? Can you survive 71 raw action packed minutes of Erik Martin and his hacker skills?

Viewer discretion advised. Cringe is lethal.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9cu5dq

United States foreign adversaries and financially motivated Threat Actors seeing the new FBI Director

pov you meet the twitter comment section computer experts irl