Mildly irritating things seen by malware nerds:

- Person saying {thing} evades EDR and/or AV, but they've never performed against an enterprise environment with an active Blue Team (they don't know what they're talking about). Yes, your payload avoided basic analysis, but stop disrespecting Blue Team nerds, you're seriously under estimating them.

- Person saying {language} is superior to {other language} for malware development. This is like watching Linux nerds argue about distros

- Person saying their malware is FUD. It is only undetected because you've successfully infected 4 machines running Windows 7. Large scale campaigns are difficult to run. Stop disrespecting reverse engineers. They're dealing with serious Threat Groups.

- Person saying {thing} is undetectable (in theory) because they've implemented over 9000 different evasion techniques. No, you've filled your binary with IOCs.

- Person dissing ransomware payloads, saying it is for noobs. This is both correct and incorrect. Writing single threaded ransomware is easy. Writing fast ransomware (thread pools, queuing, I/O completion ports) that can both encrypt and decrypt successfully regardless of file type and file size can be challenging.

- Anyone who references Mr. Robot when discussing malware.

People need to seriously stop dissing Blue Team nerds. If you've ever tried to deploy malware against an enterprise network with an active Blue Team with software restriction policies, path-based execution restriction, a team that has an effective and up-to-date EDR (custom detection rules) coupled with an AV, and an active SOC..... it can be extremely challenging.

These Blue Team nerds are not dummies and they take their job extremely seriously

Yeesh.

Made a post about DeepSeek censoring Chinese government stuff because it was interesting. It quickly turned into a geopolitical debate and what-about-isms on Twitter

DeepSeek comes with 2 different models.

1. DeepSeek Xi Jinping Edition - Developed for the Chinese. Will provide Chinese propaganda

2. DeepSeek Ameriburger Edition - Developed for Ameriburgers. Will provide American propaganda.

Truly revolutionary work

🚨BREAKING🚨

According to a mysterious document published by DeepSeek titled "Terms and Conditions", DeepSeek does the following when you visit their website

- Record your IP address
- Record your user-agent
- Record your input into DeepSeek
- Stores it in their servers

Worst of all: they're headquartered in CHINA. This means the data is in CHINA. A company, who resides in China, is choosing to store their data in their own country (CHINA) as opposed to the United States of America (NOT-CHINA)

> make clearly satirical post
> read comments
> some people take it literally and don't get it

There is a Threat Actor(s) online impersonating Babuk.

You can tell they're a bunch of goobers because Babuk ransomware is a broken piece of crap which barely functions.

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning than Babuk successfully decrypting files.

Maybe China is taking notes from Amazon and DeepSeek is actually 1,000 Indians in a warehouse

If you don't get the reference: Amazon's Just Walk Out AI technology was 1,000 Indian contractors

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2024/apr/4/amazons-just-walk-out-stores-relied-on-1000-people/

It's been 24 hours and we're still receiving negative comments and hateful remarks toward us over a satirical post.

The irony of people criticizing us for failing "to research" how computers work, without looking at our profile and realizing it's satire.

Pure gold

This isn't even close to all of the bashful comments — got tired of screencapping them.

the ip is stored in the balls

Thanks to advancements in technology you can now watch advertisements while fueling up your car.

"You can't trust DeepSeek because it's from China"

Oh yeah? My pants are from China too. So now what? I can't trust my own pants?

wtf I asked my pants what happened in tienanmen square and they turned into a pile of ash