We don't do any exploit stuff, but anytime we leave malware-city and swing on down to exploit-dev-and-blue-team-ville we always see people discussing pretty much the same stuff.

Today Namecheap launched the new TLD .locker

They state it is for people involved in Bitcoin, DeFi apps, and online gaming. In other words, it is perfect for ransomware groups.

Very cool.

Which one of you purchased this?

If you nerds forgot: there was indeed ransomware which targeted chastity belts. We have the source code.

It's Trojan-Ransom.Python.ChastityLock in the Python directory.

https://github.com/vxunderground/MalwareSourceCode

Half of you degenerates are just like this

It's being reported that the CEO of Microsoft, Satya Nadella, is receiving a 63% pay raise. This will make his total compensation be a remarkable $73,000,000 annually.

This comes after dozens of Microsoft security oopsies and layoffs.

Very cool

We're not sure what he does that is worth a salary of $200,000 a day, but we're sure it's justified. Right?

Donut Leaks ransomware group claims to have accidentally destroyed their internal databases. They're asking victims to re establish contact.

tl;dr pushed to prod on a Friday

BREAKING: Researchers discover UnknownCheats and ElitePVPers

We understand and apologize to our non-Native English speaking friends.

We realize English can be weird when sentences like this make sense:

"Those fuckin' muthafuckers, always fuckin' fucking around. Fuckin' fucking with their fuckin' fucked shit.".

We're cooked

Today the Dutch National Police, in conjunction with the FBI, disrupted the operations of Redline information stealer and Meta information stealer.

It was named Operation Magnus and it had an official website.

operation-magnus.com

It has an official website***

Way too early for European law enforcement to be taking down MaaS operations.

The video released by the Dutch National Police and United States Federal Bureau of Investigation comes across as like, a TikTok video or something.

10/10 "VIP, Very Important to Police"

We reached out to the law enforcement officials behind Operation Magnus (we sent them a silly picture of a cat).

Hahahahahahahaha

The Simland Telegram channel was banned on Telegram — although a new one has already been created.

Following the arrest of Pavel Durov in France, Telegram users are reporting a significant increase in Telegram taking action on crime-related channels.

Through a series of unfortunate events, additions to vx-underground are going to be dead in the water.

We've got 99 problems and they're all things not on the internet. Our AFK-ness could extend for a week, maybe 2.

We'll just shit post when we have the time.

Thanks,

We're not shutting down.

We're just going to be AFK so additions are suspended for a little bit.

We got a few DMs from people acting like the world is ending (it's not)