Hacking is boring.

Wanna know what's fun? Browsing MSDN documentation at 2 o'clock in the morning, looking for APIs to potentially abuse in malware. It'll also probably never go in the wild and it'll go unappreciated for several months or even years.

That's where the fun is

x2 fun multiplied!

Bonus points is when someone heavily borrows from your code, or copy pastas, but markets it heavily on LinkedIn and gets nominated for an award and wins it.

It's about doing it for the love of the game — not the money, fame, and anime.

relaxing with some games on the new setup

A few years ago there was a person who got a scholarship for their contributions to open source software.

This person spent a majority of their time changing indentations and correcting typos. The university never reviewed the contributions.

We still think about it sometimes.

Our upcoming update to vx-underground is so large it may require a text file upload on Telegram, and an article written on Xitter.

Just writing all the additions will take time 😭😭😭

Thank you to everyone for the love and support on Telegram.

We've broken 40,000 subscribers. That's a lot.

We look forward to continually serving you with malware source code, samples, papers, news, and shitposts.

Love you

Update time.

It's so large I've gotta put it in a text file for Telegram

Hi,

If you like what we do (the free malware papers, samples, whatever) please consider being a monthly donor. Or do a 1 time donation. Or buy a shirt or something and scare your family.

Thanks,

> search Godot on Twitter

Someone told us to check it out and give our input. It's not related to malware, not a compromise or anything.

It's also giant walls of text from all over the place.

tl;dr not reading all that

While we understand what the FBI is trying to convey — is owning a camper and a small boat really that luxurious? That seems like, a slightly above average, moderately successful lifestyle. But it isn't flashy or extreme.

SEE THIS? UR FUNDING THIS MANS CAMPING TRIPS WITH HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY. THEY EVEN GOT A BOAT AND A USED JEEP CHEROKEE

It's Monday.

Today the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and United Kingdom National Crime Agency decided to continue hitting Lockbit ransomware group with sticks.

As the image illustrates: they've arrested more Lockbit affiliates and taken down more infrastructure

Lockbit vs Law enforcement (2024 colorized)

More arrests for Lockbit today.

Evidence unveiled shows a relationship between Lockbit and EvilCorp. However, the details remain a little fuzzy.

None of this is surprising, it's part of the cybercrime ecosystem.

Hello.

It is now Cybersecurity Awareness Month. Some organizations less privy to Cybersecurity often label this month "CSAM" month.

Please do not call it CSAM month. Call it CSA month. CSAM is something entirely different.

Thanks,

TIL: CSA is also a no-no acronym. New solution: dissolve Cybersecurity Awareness Month altogether

In honor of Cybersecurity Awareness Month we are issuing a challenge!

All of you (yes, even you) have to get 1 malware.

1 malware = 1 awareness

Good luck!!!!!1

The cycle of the malware researcher:

> randomly appears on social media
> showcases their research
> publishes a few high quality articles
> gets offered job
> disappears
> no more public research

We've seen this probably 50 times now, no exaggeration.

God bless them, we're happy you got a job. But don't forget your roots (poor, depressed, addicted to amphetamines and pushing good work).