The CEO of Intel publicly praying via Xitter following the layoff of 15,000 people and their stock falling 55% in the past 8 months

https://x.com/PGelsinger/status/1820129317122080977

Large update this morning. Total number of new malware samples is roughly 500,000.

Updates:
*Note: Due to length of paper titles the APT paper names will be truncated in this post and instead focus on the Threat Group
- 2024.07.08 - CloudSourcerer
- 2024.07.09 - APT40
- 2024.07.10 - DodgeBox
- 2024.07.11 - Moonwalk
- 2024.07.15 - BugSleep
- 2024.07.16 - AG100
- 2024.07.18 - APT41
- 2024.07.18 - Patchwork Group
- 2024.07.23 - DaggerFly
- 2024.07.23 - KnowBe4 North Korean Compromise
- 2024.07.23 - TransparentTribe
- 2024.07.24 - Russian-nexus
- 2024.07.24 - UAC-0057
- 2024.07.25 - APT45
- 2024.07.25 - OnyxSleet
- 2024.07.25 - SideWinder
- 2024.08.01 - APT41
- 2024.08.01 - BitSloth
- 2024.08.02 - Ursa
- 2024.08.02 - StormBamboo
- 2024.08.02 - Turla

Bulk Downloads:
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.13
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.14
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.16
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.17
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.18
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.19
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.20
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.21
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.22
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.23
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.24
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.25
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.26
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.27
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.28
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.29
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.30
- MalwareIngestion.2024.05.31
- Bazaar.2024.07
- VirusSign.2024.07.27
- VirusSign.2024.07.28
- VirusSign.2024.07.29
- VirusSign.2024.07.30
- VirusSign.2024.07.31
- VirusSign.2024.08.01
- VirusSign.2024.08.02
- VirusSign.2024.08.03
- VirusSign.2024.08.04

Families:
- EternalRocks
- DanaBot
- RedLine
- XenoRAT
- Numando
- PhiladelphiaRansomware
- Remcos
- RokRAT
- SmokeLoader
- SnakeKeylogger
- StealC
- Amadey
- CobaltStrike
- DCRat
- Dridex
- FormBook
- Gh0stRAT
- LummaStealer
- NjRAT
- PrivateLoader

This took a long ass time to aggregate, you infosec nerds who put hashtag-malware and hashtag-apt in your Twitter bio better like this shit and download this shit.

> go to work
> be in meeting
> "what's your opinion on vx-underground?"
> mfw

"Hate them – they sympathize with threat actors, foreign adversaries, and their memes suck. Actively distributing malware source code and builders is borderline criminal, they're doing more harm than good"

(just repeat the same stuff everyone else criticizes us for)

Oh god, one of our typos is actually in a legitimate judiciary hearing. Now actual court officials, lawyers, and possibly a jury are going to see our dumbass typoes.

Nerds were able to transform Google Calendar into a filesystem.

tl;dr malware idea

https://github.com/lvkv/whenfs

While you attended DEFCON, in pursuit of vanity, we studied the blade

As is tradition, nerds have gone too far.

Researcher Ersei booted Linux off of Google Drive

https://ersei.net/en/blog/fuse-root

We got another 1,800,000+ malware samples cookin'.

We're at like, 22,000,000 unique samples. There is no reason why any individual should possess this much malware but here we are. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you're at DEFCON and see a woman with this backpack, ask her for a limited edition vx-underground holographic sticker. She has them all.

Please don't randomly touch her or yank on her backpack.

Just wave or say "Hello Helen", y'know, like a normal human being would do.