> wake up
> check news
> over 9,000 false positives for CVE-2024-6387
> more ransomware stuff
> flood of stupid ai cyber security memes
> xbox live was offline for 5 hours, no one cared
> more 8k sec filings
> ???

Today Roll20 disclosed a security breach

Information and screenshot via drgecko_exe

It appears multiple people have not heard this phrase before. Generally speaking, "running-a-train" on someone is an act in which multiple men have sex with a woman one after another. The post is essentially saying, "fun fact: most acts of group sex are performed on me".

We've introduced a new section to vx-underground: Microblog. It'll contain the occasional (probably pretty rare) opinion, rant, whatever, by vx-underground staff.

We've added a new blog post entry, some small tidbits and complaints, or something.

https://vx-underground.org/Microblog

FBI: There's no one else that can help us but you

The Threat Intelligence expert that retired 10 years ago:

Someone put together a PowerPoint presentation on why we should follow them on Xitter.

Hello,

We're terribly sorry to this round of vx-underground harddrive purchasers. We've had so many headaches with our harddrive vendor it's unimaginable. They lost our purchased drives and are now arguing about reshipping drives. They initially said they'd issue a reshipping July 2nd, now they're talking about reshipping July 5th.

First and foremost, we're no longer purchasing from Seagate. Secondly, we're going to challenge the Seagate CEO and the Seagate CFO to a 2v2 on Halo 3.

Bradley & I (smelly) vs Dave Mosley & Gianluca Romano

Rules:
- Map: Guardian
- Weapons: BRs and Snipers only
- Modifications: No invis
- Grenades are OK
- Self-imposed death: -1 point(s)
- Respawn time: 5 seconds

Good luck, noobs. We've got a 50 in Team Doubles

inb4 Seagate accepts the challenge, wins, they T-bag us

Introduce completely useless and unnecessary COM abstractions into your code. EDRs think it's cool.

(it wraps to LocalAlloc, but whatever)

Hello,

We have returned to our pseudo-goth-weird-dark-art profile picture stage.

Have a nice day.

Per request, if you'd like a copy of vx-uwu you can download it here:

https://vx-underground.org/tmp

Hello,

We're going to be AFK this weekend. Please don't do anything crazy.

Thanks,

Hello,

We're back. It looks like everything is okay and nothing has burned to the ground. We're proud of all of you. You get +2 internet points.

I've got a virus on my computer

William Front Flip 😭😭😭

Updates to vx-underground

Archives:
- The Old New Thing, June, 2024

Families:
- Latrodectus
- BadSpace
- XWorm
- FormBook
- Oyster
- WarmCookie
- P2PInfect
- LummaStealer
- DisgoMoji
- KoiLoader
- BlankGrabber
- BruteRatel
- CobaltStrike
- Android.SpyNote
- Amadey

One the largest contributors to vx-underground is JaffaCakes. In the past 45+- days he has submitted over 1,250,000 unique malware samples to the vx-underground malware database.

He has successfully unlocked 4 cat pictures.