We share information on someone getting hacked, or a cute kitty cat, or a meme, 10000000+ likes and retweets.

We work hard to add data and it's crickets.

CrowdStrike has made a badass ... statue? Doll? For Scattered Spider at RSA conference.

Thank you ddd1ms for the photo. You knew we'd love to see some shrines

In roughly 9 hours the United States Department of Justice is scheduled to unveil the identit(ies) of Lockbit ransomware group leadership.

Through extensive research and investigation we have several theories on whom the leader(s) really are.

Today we learned that the United States Justice for Rewards program, ran by the U.S. Department of State, follows us on Twitter.

We retract every meme we've made about the U.S. government. Please don't send us to Guantanamo Bay.

We are also sorry you have to see our shit posts

Today the United States Department of Justice unveiled the leader of Lockbit ransomware group.

Today the United States Department of Treasury announced sanctions against Dmitry Yuryevich Khoroshev a/k/a LockbitSupp, the individual believed to be the leader behind Lockbit ransomware group

https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy2326

The leader of Lockbit ransomware group had an iCloud email 😭😭😭

The United States Department of Justice has unsealed the indictment against Dmitry Khoroshev a/k/a LockbitSupp.

We have downloaded and archived it. You can check it out here as "lockbit_indictment.pdf"

https://vx-underground.org/tmp

Lockbit ransomware group has made a statement to the FBI. It says: "The FBI is bluffing, I’m not Dimon, I feel sorry for the real Dimon))) oh, and he’ll get pussy for my sins)))"

Mistranslation: "he'll get fucked for my sins" – implying the wrong person will be arrested.

Some of LockbitSupp a/k/a Dmitry Khoroshev's data and PII was exposed as a result of a Yandex data breach.

It exposes his address and food order history. It shows him ordering Cheesecake Factory semi-frequently.

Information via Info_IntelX

The FBI, NCA UK, and EUROPOL state that when Lockbit ransomware group ransomed SickKids Canada, LockbitSupp failed to deliver a working decryption key to the childrens hospital.

It's been an exciting day today. What have we learned about the leader of Lockbit ransomware group?

1. He's relatively young, 31 years old
2. He likes sushi and Cheesecake Factory
3. He drives a Mercedes
4. He doesn't own a yacht
5. He doesn't live in a mansion
6. He doesn't live in New York City
7. He was into gardening (???)
8. He owns some nice suits
9. He has a lot of money, but has a hard time laundering it
10. He has a couple businesses that look semi successful
11. He lives in a regular apartment
12. He plays pool
13. He's a big fan of Apple products
14. He spoke with the FBI online (???)

May 10th we are going to release something very very interesting we think all of you will enjoy. It'll be funny news on a Friday:)

Yes, we know you nerds want us to enable comments. Give us time. We're very busy.

We'll probably (maybe) do it this weekend.

Love you 😘💕😘💕😍

We don't understand it, but apparently this is a 10/10 banger Russian meme.

me and the boys stretching before we start thrunting in the streets 💯💯💯

Yesterday Palo Alto Networks paid a group of people to do this performative dance outside of RSA Conference. However, when Palo Alto uploaded the footage online (featured above) people called it cringe and mocked it relentlessly.

tl;dr we out here

A performative dance isn't going to impress nerds. It might impress business people – but def' not nerds.

Want to impress nerds? Bring a bunch of old printers and let nerds smash them with a hammer. You'll have nerds brawling for a chance to smash a printer.