Microsoft announces new keys will be added to keyboards for Copilot AI. Currently Windows 11 ships with Copilot and can be activated with Windows + C

Microsoft has completely lost their minds

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/01/ai-comes-for-your-pcs-keyboard-as-microsoft-adds-dedicated-copilot-key/

We will be offering the ability to download APT collections by year.

We will package them into giant 7z files for your convenience

In 20 years OpenAI will write, direct, and produce your music. Boston Dynamics will create the machines to play the instruments in the bands for live performances.

Microsoft and Google will be record labels

This is real. There is a person who programs these machines to play instruments for them. The person then performs the live vocals.

We do not know much about them, they don't seem to have a Twitter, but they do have a YouTube if you're curious:
https://www.youtube.com/@capturedbyrobotsvids/

BlackBasta ransomware groups website has been offline for the past 2 days. 🧐

LoanDepot is experiencing a cyber security incident.

Let's hope it's not the word that cannot be said (it's bad luck)

Crypto drainers are going wild. Will 2024 be the year of the drainer?

Found out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

Don't worry everyone. Lockbit ransomware group didn't deploy the ransomware payload. Everything still works. They only stole confidential patient data! Yay!

(sarcasm)

Conor Fitzpatrick is at the Alexandria Adult Detention Center. He has been there since January 2, 2024 and is being held for federal authorities.

Image obtained from the Alexandria Sheriff’s Office's Media Relations department

To the people who have emailed us about hard drive orders,

Pre-ordered hard drives will be mailed later this week. The 2nd batch of hard drives which were ordered are scheduled to arrive January 20th. They will then be cloned and mailed out at the beginning of February.

Please be patient with us. We all have full time jobs, families, and other responsibilities and obligations. vx-underground is not our full time job. We are not a large company, or organization, vx-underground is just a group of nerds who archive malware related stuff and shit post online.

The third batch of hard drives will become available for purchase sometimes in February.

If you have any questions or concerns you can contact us via email or on Discord.

Busy with non-computer and non-internet things. We have over 100,000+ malware samples in queue to upload, but until that time comes, have some silly photos.

Have a nice day:)

Ransomware groups when they receive criticism for attacking public education institutes

We've updated our malware sample collection.

We lost count of how many, but its probably like, 40,000,000,000

Or not, whatever, pick a number. It's all there though

Gang

Things that never happened

inb4 teacher hand crafted vm escape ransomware with worm capabilities that auto pwn up to date windows machines on the network

The SEC reporting to the SEC that the SEC twitter account has been compromised and has spread disinformation