flirting in 2024 💋🥰

Pre-ordered harddrives are ready to be sent out. We just need to package them. Behind schedule due to holidays.

Next batch of harddrives have been ordered. Cloning will begin shortly.

We have updates for vx-underground too, they'll be announced later today.

Love you 😘🥰💋

Today Orange Spain was compromised. As other organizations reported, quite a bit of damage was done by the individual claiming responsibility for the attack

Our friends at Hudson Rock shared a photo online showing how they suspect the individual may have gotten access (malware)

Additional information on the compromise can be found here: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/hacker-hijacks-orange-spain-ripe-account-to-cause-bgp-havoc/

The Jeffrey Epstein documents have been unsealed and publicly released. We have downloaded them and made them available for download on vx-underground under the /tmp/ directory.

Files courtesy of josephfcox at 404mediaco

Us posting nonsense is infecting corporate entities. This is a screenshot of one our posts which was in a malware analysis report

We're so dumb 😂😂😂

We've made more updates to vx-underground

- Old New Thing for December, 2023 added to archive
- 30,000+ new samples courtesy of virussign

Malware family updates:
- Mirai
- NetSupport
- GuLoader
- Formbook
- DDosia
- CrysisRansomware
- CustomerLoader

Microsoft announces new keys will be added to keyboards for Copilot AI. Currently Windows 11 ships with Copilot and can be activated with Windows + C

Microsoft has completely lost their minds

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/01/ai-comes-for-your-pcs-keyboard-as-microsoft-adds-dedicated-copilot-key/

We will be offering the ability to download APT collections by year.

We will package them into giant 7z files for your convenience

In 20 years OpenAI will write, direct, and produce your music. Boston Dynamics will create the machines to play the instruments in the bands for live performances.

Microsoft and Google will be record labels

This is real. There is a person who programs these machines to play instruments for them. The person then performs the live vocals.

We do not know much about them, they don't seem to have a Twitter, but they do have a YouTube if you're curious:
https://www.youtube.com/@capturedbyrobotsvids/

BlackBasta ransomware groups website has been offline for the past 2 days. 🧐

LoanDepot is experiencing a cyber security incident.

Let's hope it's not the word that cannot be said (it's bad luck)

Crypto drainers are going wild. Will 2024 be the year of the drainer?

Found out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

Don't worry everyone. Lockbit ransomware group didn't deploy the ransomware payload. Everything still works. They only stole confidential patient data! Yay!

(sarcasm)