Rockstar Game's lawyers right now

Met someone who told us a nice story

When they were younger, and not tech savvy, their personal computer was hit by ransomware. They thought it was a "computer glitch" and continued to use the computer for another year or so, ransomed wallpaper and all

Hahahahahaha

Would rather be maimed with a hot knife before using "yeet_expr" and "do yeet"

(Yes, it's real)

Partying tonight

Shitposting++;

We have stuff in queue, don't feel like doing anything, got food cooking, just gonna keep annoying everyone with weird memes

our fire detection system

Crazy night last night at vx-underground HQ. Woke up on the side of the road covered in VBS macros and spam e-mails. Weird.

Anyway, thank you to everyone who sent us New Year greetings. We love you and appreciate it.

Work on vx-underground resumes tomorrow.

Hello, how are you? Back to the grind.

Malware family additions:
- NodeStealer
- RhysidaRansomware
- Truebot
- VenusRansomware
- Rekoobe
- RustBucket
- SystemBC
- Lokibot
- PlugX
- SectopRAT
- RedLine
- Emotet
- AkiraRansomware

More updates coming today. Have a nice day.

"Bring the old site back!"

No, it was an HTML file which grew in excess of 45MB. We manually edited a lot. The new site is fully dynamic. We no longer suffer maintaining the sites organization

Tell us the problems, we will correct them, but we will never go back to static HTML

2023 summary report:

- Lots of places hacked
- Social engineering works (still)
- Ransomware attacks under reported (still)
- Ransomware reports in excess of $15,000,000,000
- Crypto draining is a serious problem (still)
- US government doing hack-backs (still)

Only new thing in 2023 was the rise of goofy AI bros, trying to AI their AI so AI can AI while AI-ing

flirting in 2024 💋🥰

Pre-ordered harddrives are ready to be sent out. We just need to package them. Behind schedule due to holidays.

Next batch of harddrives have been ordered. Cloning will begin shortly.

We have updates for vx-underground too, they'll be announced later today.

Love you 😘🥰💋

Today Orange Spain was compromised. As other organizations reported, quite a bit of damage was done by the individual claiming responsibility for the attack

Our friends at Hudson Rock shared a photo online showing how they suspect the individual may have gotten access (malware)

Additional information on the compromise can be found here: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/hacker-hijacks-orange-spain-ripe-account-to-cause-bgp-havoc/

The Jeffrey Epstein documents have been unsealed and publicly released. We have downloaded them and made them available for download on vx-underground under the /tmp/ directory.

Files courtesy of josephfcox at 404mediaco