Drunk as a skunk, you can read this, probably.

😭😭😭 we didn't do anything

According to some GitHub statistics we're one of the top assembly developers in the world

(don't tell them it's just a bunch of archived malware source code)

just phished someone from ur accounting department, what u gonna do????

Cheating in video games is wildly unethical and we would never condone it, except cheating in video games is cool and badass. If you want to be cool and cheat in Call of Duty we recommend using PhantomOverlay. It is very cool.

https://www.phantomoverlay.io/

(The owner didn't ask us to post this, but it is actually really funny to cheat in Call of Duty because everyone on that game is a sweat)

(Cheating is bad, don't cheat, ever)

Our friend SomeOrdinaryGamers purchased a copy of the complete vx-underground collection and reviewed it.

tl;dr takes contents from Twitter IOC collection and detonates them on a laptop, malware on laptop fights other malware on the laptop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEJsM6pGFsc

We considered doing a 2023 year end review covering the highlights of 2023 and significant breaches that occurred.

Then we realized something was compromised, ransomed, leaked, or stolen every other week and it was too much to cover.

Earlier this morning we broadcasted a message wanting information on the ransomware attack against Katholische Hospitalvereinigung Ostwestfalen (KHO), a healthcare network in Germany. This attack resulted in the shutdown of over 1,800 hospital beds, 23 specialist departments, and over 800 healthcare professionals being unable to work.

We spoke with many professionals in Germany and coordinated a conversation with Lockbit ransomware group administrative staff.

We discovered, and confirmed in more ways than one, this was not an attack performed by Lockbit ransomware group. This was an attack performed by a group of unknown individuals using the leaked Lockbit Black ransomware builder, which was leaked in April, 2023. This is why the KHO healthcare network has not been listed on the Lockbit ransomware group website.

Lockbit ransomware group administration expressed their frustration to us - they were unhappy someone was using their leaked builder and using their branding.

Just found a really cool Tomato garden on Shodan

Shamelessly shitposting and regurgitating memes because its the end of the year and we're on a Kung Fu Panda bender

Rockstar Games 4 horsemen of the apocalypse have arrived.

- The Degenerates Nerds
- The Gamer Nerds
- The Computer Nerds
- The Artsy Nerds

They have all banded together to actively work on compiling GTA V in hopes of improved mods and porting it elsewhere.

Rockstar Game's lawyers right now

Met someone who told us a nice story

When they were younger, and not tech savvy, their personal computer was hit by ransomware. They thought it was a "computer glitch" and continued to use the computer for another year or so, ransomed wallpaper and all

Hahahahahaha

Would rather be maimed with a hot knife before using "yeet_expr" and "do yeet"

(Yes, it's real)

Partying tonight

Shitposting++;

We have stuff in queue, don't feel like doing anything, got food cooking, just gonna keep annoying everyone with weird memes

our fire detection system