Lazarus group, if you're reading this, please give us an autograph. It would be super cool to have. Also, tell Mr. Kim Jong Un we said "Hello"

You've successfully identified every phishing attempt made against you or your organization, but then just across the horizon you spot the phishing final boss.

https://[email protected]/8bzuupbz

Big updates coming today.

Our friends at Malcoreio have agreed to sponsor a Black Mass Volume II giveaway. When it is released next weekend we will be giving away 10 copies =D

Nevermind, our friends at Malcoreio will be giving away 20 physical copies of Black Mass Volume II next week.

August 2023 (version 1.82) of Visual Studio Code now supports Port Forwarding to allow easier access from Threat Actors.

inb4 Visual Studio Code as a C2?

Very cool 👍

More information: https://code.visualstudio.com/docs/editor/port-forwarding

Let's talk about ransomware for a second.

Ransomware Threat Actors are opportunity driven. They do not have specific targets in mind. If you've got a dollar, they want it.

The reality of the matter, in the ransomware ecosystem, is initial access brokering is cheap and affordable, it is a worthwhile investment for ransomware affiliates to establish a good relationship with an initial access broker.

There is an initial access broker who will sell you roughly 1,000,000 misconfigured VPN's for $1,500. These 'misconfigured' VPNs typically will be companies which have accidentally set a VPN user login to something like 'test' as the username AND password. Although this may sound absurd, or unlikely, these are extremely common as companies may simply overlook small errors. However, these misconfigured VPNs are not curated. Ransomware affiliates might have to spend weeks, or months, sorting through the list determining which companies discovered have:

1. Money
2. Do not violate the rules of the ransomware group
3. Have insufficient security posture
4. Are outside with CIS (ex-soviet countries).

This is often how ransomware groups collide with each other. Two different initial access brokers may have identified (or gotten access) to the exact same organization and then sold this identified vulnerable organization, or access, to two different ransomware groups. There have been stories where ransomware affiliates gain access, only to discover upon entry the organization has already been ransomed!

Companies that have correctly configured EDRs (a detected blue team), a SOC, and have good policy and/or asset control will defeat most ransomware affiliates. More often than not, if an affiliate encounters a company that has a good EDR, or hardened machines, they may simply abandon the target all together (or sell it to a different ransomware operator) because it may not be worth their time. Metaphorically speaking, time is money to the Ransomware Threat Actor.

Regarding targets, there is another aspect often overlooked. Ransomware operators residing outside NATO often do not understand the culture or targets they have identified. For example, we have witnessed ransomware groups target public school systems, failing to understand how the United States allocates money for schools. They mistakenly believe tax-funded schools are ripe with cash and simply do not believe negotiators when they say the victim doesn't have the money. They rely on publicly available information (often wrong information) from places like Wikipedia or ZoomInfo. They see big numbers and believe that this is the profit margins.

tl;dr if you very seriously want to defeat ransomware, security companies need to understand the financial limitations many organizations face. They do not have the money, or man power, larger companies have to combat an ever evolving threat landscape.

NOTE: There are some caveats to this rant. Every ransomware affiliate will seek different avenues of gaining access. Blah, blah, blah.

Thanks for reading. Have a goodnight (or morning).

Roblox is a popular game for children. Roblox has also been a hunting ground for child predators for years now.

Instead of improving the safety of the young userbase that plays the game, CEO David Baszucki announced Roblox will be launching an official Roblox dating app.

Although this says "17+ verified people", we have little faith in Roblox.

Especially when Roblox sued YouTuber Ruben Sim (in an attempt to silence him) for becoming a whistleblower and exposing Roblox developer Arnold Castillo for his pedophilia

https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor

Vodafone Ireland Twitter account compromised and they gave us a shout-out from it 😂😂

https://twitter.com/VodafoneIreland/status/1700519265940508690

"To get into malware development do I need to learn how to code?"

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No, you don't need to learn how to code. Most malware can be assembled by visiting your local toy store and purchasing a Lego Malware Development Kit.

The attached image is a never seen before photo of Conti ransomware group making their first ransomware variant.

Updates to vx-underground are going to be suspended for a good duration of time. The attached image below describes our current situation.

Best way to summarize our migration and improvements while in testing

We will gift free vx-underground swag to the first person to write malware in MATLAB. MATLAB supports invocation of WINAPI functions by invoking loadlibrary.

- Must be open source
- Windows ONLY
- Code must work (compiled as .exe)
- Basic malware, nothing fancy, no ransomware

NOTE: We have never seen malware written in MATLAB before. And, to the best of our knowledge, no vendor has written a report on this. It'll be something truly special!

*We don't have any papers on MATLAB in our 15,000+ malware analysis papers...

Yo YoroiSecurity, who the hell writes like this? Did your company resurrect the ghost of 19th century German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche?