I hope that everyone finally got to enjoy their very delicious beef tenderloin—very special beef. And I want you all to know that Bobby Kennedy, who's right here, personally ran over the cow in his car.

And he cut it up, and he brought it here for you to eat tonight, so it's very fresh. And Bobby also suggested an appetizer featuring his favorite cut of male raccoon roadkill, but we drew the line at that. We said, "No, we're not going to do that. We're not doing that."

We love Bobby, I tell you. He's a piece of work. You think it's—it is fun, but he is a very different kind of person, I will tell you.

I don't look so bad.

Iran is going extremely well. Don't believe the fake news.

We've hit Iran very hard. They have very few drones left, despite what you see. Every once in a while, they will set some things up, but they don't have much left.

They are talking to us right now. They would like to make a deal. I don't think it's time yet, but I am willing to listen, but they cannot have a nuclear weapon.

The Academy Awards lost all of their viewers because they took on Trump.

They used to have 48 million people, and now they have two people watching.

I want to personally congratulate CNN's Kaitlan Collins on receiving her award.

It was all about me. It's a fake. She shouldn't get the award. It was a fake. But I didn't mind. I said, "Kaitlin, congratulations." But it was fake. There's no question about it.

She's a young, attractive woman. She never smiles... So smile, Kaitlin. Just smile.

Some people say, "Never use the fat word." And I don't. I would never call anybody fat.

I have my own problems. It's not like I am perfect.

This was a man who was 100% for Israel. But now he's a proud, very proud Palestinian.

I'm going to send him a beautiful Palestinian outfit tomorrow so he can greet Bibi Netanyahu when he comes to town next week, along with the mayor, who I'm sure would love to meet Bibi.

They're not treating Bibi too well.

The other day, a senator I knew—a great guy—got a text from his wife, and she said, "When you get home, I want you to immediately come up the stairs and make love to me."

And he said, "I can't do both." You know that? Haha. In other words, I can't go up the stairs and make love. Does anybody get that?

I thought that was actually pretty good. That was actually the only thing I thought was good in this whole freaking stupid speech that they wrote.

Under my administration, a once-feared and powerful regime that relentlessly attacked America has finally been toppled.

Their former leaders have been removed, and they are now being run by a gay dictator facing internal divisions.

I announce my intention to run for a fourth term as President of the United States.

I won three times, and I am going to do it again.

I did this for one reason to make America great again, and that's what's happening right before your very eyes.

We have made America great again; it's going to get a lot greater.

When I'm gone, you're all gonna be broke. Your business model is gonna be finished. It's true.

When I'm not around, you're gonna be broke. There's not gonna be anybody to report on.

Nobody gives a damn about anybody else.

The word "Dumocrat" is something that's come into fashion.

I changed the E with a U, and most people don't know that "dumb" has a B. So we don't have to worry about that.

I thought it was quite good, but I haven't gotten much credit for that.

The government said it was leaving the ICC over what it described as the court's "geographical bias," accusing it of disproportionately targeting countries in the Global South, particularly in Africa and Latin America.