We didn’t have to go into Ukraine. Ukraine is thousands of miles away across the ocean.

We had a president who’s a stupid individual. Gave them $350 billion. Got nothing for it. Gave them so much money, used so much ammunition.

We’re making ammunition all over the place because we need it because he gave so much away to Ukraine.

The war was going to be over in three days — my prediction.

If the Iran deal doesn’t happen, I’m blaming JD Vance.

If it does happen, I’m taking full credit.

I think Christians like Israel more than Jewish people like Israel.

The love for Israel is great.

We have regime change in Iran. We got it by accident.

I never liked the idea of regime change because it’s too complex to put it down on a wish list... but we got it.

We could just take Iran's oil. But, you know, I'm not sure that the people in our country have the patience to do that, which is unfortunate. You know, they want to see it end.

If we stayed there, you know—I'd prefer just to take the oil. We could do it so easily. I would prefer that.

People in the country sort of say, “Just win. You're winning so big. Just win. Come home.” And I'm okay with that, too, because we have a lot of oil — between Venezuela and our oil.

When somebody's nice to me, I love that person.

Even if they're bad people, I couldn't care less. I'll fight to the end for them.

The United States can’t take care of daycare. That has to be up to a state.

We can’t take care of daycare. We’re a big country. We have 50 states. We have all these other people. We’re fighting wars.

It’s not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things.

He’s lost weight. He got a little thinner.

I’m looking for a heavyset gentleman, and now I find a perfect — a perfect-looking specimen.

To our wonderful Jewish American community and to Jews celebrating in Israel and around the world this week, I want to wish you a very happy Passover.

Over 3,000 years ago, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob delivered the ancient Israelites out of slavery and brought them into the promised land.

It was an amazing period of time, just like today we have an amazing period of time.

The journey started with faith in God's word, and it ended with a miraculous march through the Red Sea and an astounding exodus out of Egypt. The world has never been the same.

This week we recall this ancient proof of God's faithfulness and are reminded that with true faith, eternal hope, and the power of prayer, nothing can stop the people of God.

As Jewish families and loved ones gather together for Seder dinner, we ask that God will continue to watch over the Jewish people and that he may continue to preserve and protect the United States of America for generations to come.

Our country is doing better than it has ever done. I am very happy to report.

Happy Passover!