The Discombobulator — I’m not allowed to talk about it.

They never got their rockets off. They had Russian and Chinese rockets, and they never got one off. We came in, they pressed buttons and nothing worked. They were all set for us.

Suddenly all our radar systems shut down without any explanation.

The next thing we saw was drones, a lot of drones, flying over our positions. We didn’t know how to react — helicopters then appeared.

At one point, they launched something; I don’t know how to describe it. It was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside.

We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move. We couldn’t even stand up after that sonic weapon — or whatever it was.

The penguin does not concern himself with the opinions of those who cannot comprehend.

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

Educate the penguin.

The last thing the World needs is to have China take over Canada.

It’s NOT going to happen, or even come close to happening!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The GREAT and very BRAVE soldiers of the United Kingdom will always be with the United States of America!

In Afghanistan, 457 died, many were badly injured, and they were among the greatest of all warriors. It’s a bond too strong to ever be broken.

The U.K. Military, with tremendous Heart and Soul, is second to none (except for the U.S.A.!). We love you all, and always will!