One day in the future people will mix up Vegans and Vegans.

The fact that C-3PO has a seam running alongside his head suggests he is made from deep-drawn stamped sheet metal halves.

If the sun could think, it would think “nothing can replace me” because in its absence, nothing (no thing) exists.

The past tense of "stuck" should be "stook".

In the Star Trek universe, accidentally being brought to the future but not being important enough for Temporal Investigations to immediately try to send you back to your own time must be deeply depressing.

Squirrels and guinea pigs both figured out how to solve the rat charisma problem, but in different ways.

You‘ll never really know why they did it. Because they probably don‘t know either.

You can see the uncleanliness of your body, but your body can't feel the filth.

With neural implants, we are probably close to a "Sleep Now" switch for the human brain.

Just like how every toothbrush you've used is still sitting in a landfill somewhere, the exhaust fumes from every car, motorboat, and plane in every movie and TV show you've ever watched are still in our air today.

You only have a lap while you’re sitting.

For a very brief period, being stretched on a rack probably feels rather nice.

It's easy to count person's steps while they walk, but it's very hard to count a dog's steps.

Ordering fast food without an app is the modern day version of ringing someone’s doorbell without calling them first.

If you shoot me down, but I won't fall.. then how have I been shot down?

Dogs probably measure time by routines, not by hours.

Regardless of belief systems, people generally don't seem to like being preached at.

Spiderman is a goth kid. He is a depressed lonely teenager with eyeliners on the (red) suit

Every time you solve a longstanding problem easily and don’t ask yourself “why haven’t the experts thought of this?” you are assuming that your casual musings are equal to years of study on a subject.

Newman and Kramer are pretty much Wario and Waluigi for George and Jerry.

Other planets are likely to have dinosaurs on them and less likely an asteroid wiped them out which helps out mammals, they might just have dinosaurs.