It's really convenient that the ice in our drinks floats up, and then the liquid it cools sinks down so the entire drink eventually cools evenly.

People were probably doing collages on flights in the year 2000.

In a universe with many civilizations, only one needs to reach extreme technological maturity. After that, progress stops being parallel and starts being inherited.

It’s mathematically impossible to be exactly one third from a given origin, no matter how many generations back and how many ancestors you’re counting.

Private surveillance equipment is now so cheap that it's more rational to assume that a given airbnb is recording your every move than not.

It is highly likely that you never pressed the 8 button on a microwave.

Post nut clarity may be a side effect of people with ADHD being able to concentrate during dopamine spikes.

The longest red light of all time must necessarily have also been the longest green light of all time.

I wonder how much debate it took for the original PI proofs to be accepted as fact. Because to prove a constant, you'd have to show that dividing by r^2 always yields the same #. With an infinite decimal, even using sig figs, wouldn't people argure you can't be certain it's 100% the same every time?

Phone cameras need a "junk photo" setting for all those throwaway photos you take to remember where you parked, what's on a menu, QR codes, and all the other random stuff we use them for now.

You never end a sentence like “…that’s just the way I’m”. Even though “I’m” means “I am”

You know you are overthinking when a simple text turns into a full conversation in your head.

In 2006, a ringing phone was a social invitation. In 2026, it’s a suspicious activity report.

With SSRIs, you rely more on your own serotonin than the actual medication.

Night is the day standing in the shade.

Little kids love "pee pee poo poo humor" so much to cope with the dichotomy between their innocence and their captivity to the human condition of needing to pee and poo, which are categorically the greatest evil to health and to the senses.

Chicken might be the only animal where Googling it often shows pictures of it cooked instead of alive.

If trespassing is allowed then it is not trespassing, so why do we have "No Trespassing" signs?

One day in the future people will mix up Vegans and Vegans.

The fact that C-3PO has a seam running alongside his head suggests he is made from deep-drawn stamped sheet metal halves.