The longest red light of all time must necessarily have also been the longest green light of all time.

I wonder how much debate it took for the original PI proofs to be accepted as fact. Because to prove a constant, you'd have to show that dividing by r^2 always yields the same #. With an infinite decimal, even using sig figs, wouldn't people argure you can't be certain it's 100% the same every time?

Phone cameras need a "junk photo" setting for all those throwaway photos you take to remember where you parked, what's on a menu, QR codes, and all the other random stuff we use them for now.

You never end a sentence like “…that’s just the way I’m”. Even though “I’m” means “I am”

You know you are overthinking when a simple text turns into a full conversation in your head.

In 2006, a ringing phone was a social invitation. In 2026, it’s a suspicious activity report.

With SSRIs, you rely more on your own serotonin than the actual medication.

Night is the day standing in the shade.

Little kids love "pee pee poo poo humor" so much to cope with the dichotomy between their innocence and their captivity to the human condition of needing to pee and poo, which are categorically the greatest evil to health and to the senses.

Chicken might be the only animal where Googling it often shows pictures of it cooked instead of alive.

If trespassing is allowed then it is not trespassing, so why do we have "No Trespassing" signs?

One day in the future people will mix up Vegans and Vegans.

The fact that C-3PO has a seam running alongside his head suggests he is made from deep-drawn stamped sheet metal halves.

If the sun could think, it would think “nothing can replace me” because in its absence, nothing (no thing) exists.

The past tense of "stuck" should be "stook".

In the Star Trek universe, accidentally being brought to the future but not being important enough for Temporal Investigations to immediately try to send you back to your own time must be deeply depressing.

Squirrels and guinea pigs both figured out how to solve the rat charisma problem, but in different ways.

You‘ll never really know why they did it. Because they probably don‘t know either.

You can see the uncleanliness of your body, but your body can't feel the filth.

With neural implants, we are probably close to a "Sleep Now" switch for the human brain.

Just like how every toothbrush you've used is still sitting in a landfill somewhere, the exhaust fumes from every car, motorboat, and plane in every movie and TV show you've ever watched are still in our air today.