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In Sci-fi when ships come out of hyperspace jumps they are usually orientated the same way as other/enemy ships, implying there is a rule for which way is up and down in the galaxy
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It was a big deal when they started making bandaids in darker skin tones as if original bandaids matched anyone's skin tone in the first place
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Somewhere on Earth there is a person who has taken more steps than any other person alive. Maybe it's just some random guy who uses the treadmill a lot and doesn't even realize he's in the lead
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The previous generation went from paying for ringtones to wanting to smash their phone into pieces if it ever made a sound.
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People seem to have stopped talking about the Turing Test for AI once it stopped being hypothetical
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Both US presidential candidates got their bachelor’s degree before we landed on the moon
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Technically, someone can stay in total solar eclipse for hours.
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Solar eclipses must have blinded a ton of random unsuspecting humans throughout history
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People are happier before they go on vacation than while they are actually on vacation.
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Cell phone conspiracies fizzled out because it's too inconvenient to live without a phone
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Privacy is slowly becoming a privilege rather than a human right.
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Middle class financial freedom is the ability to buy things at the grocery store that aren't on sale.
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Everyone will eventually find out what happens after death
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It crazy how we speak automatically consider how much tongue,teeth and whatnot movement just to create a single sound
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One day, earth will be remembered as the place where humanity started
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We have the technology to pipe milk to every house like tapwater but we don't
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Job applications are being used to collect and sell data. That’s why large companies have positions available that they never hire for.
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There is no other variation other than good bye. No one wishes you a bad bye or great bye.
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There may be people you know who won the lottery but were smart enough to keep their mouths shut
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Feeding your carnivore pet a vegan diet is inherently NonVegan because an animal IS being harmed
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