Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating readymade meals in a microwave

The only people that will remember that you worked late and checked your emails on the weekends are your kids.

It's a common saying that you're the sperm cell that won the day against 400 million others. But somehow no one ever says that you're the egg cell that won by default.

Flying cars are not viable due to human stupidity in operating heavy machinery, not because the technology is impossible

There's a special place in hell for teacher who punish the whole class for one student's misbehavior.

Somewhere out there is the richest homeless person

*Have a nice day* sounds so nice and good while *enjoy the next 24 hours* sounds threatening.

At some point there will be so many anime/TV series that an entire lifetime won't be enough to watch them all

Not having an opinion about most things is better for your mental health than having an opinion about most things.

No one describes their children as average. Even though, by definition, most of them are

When all millennials are old, the word millennial will have an especially ancient ring to it.

Japan is way more corporate but gets way less hate

Alcohol is more socially acceptable to drink in public than milk.

Makeup shouldn’t be allowed in beauty contests.

Poor kids realize they are poor well before rich kids know they are rich

It is far too easy to bite the sides of one’s mouth

Red onions are clearly purple

Alex Trebek lasted 80 years in the public eye without a single controversy or scandal

There is no obvious reason to not use a rain umbrella as a sun umbrella, yet no one really does it.

People tend to mix right and left, but they never mix up and down

We’ve never seen John Wick in his prime, only him after retirement