"If you don't vote for the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats, you're helping the Baby Incinerators with Red Hats!"

But I oppose incinerating babies.

"Look, those babies are getting incinerated no matter what, so we need to worry about the ones with red hats, who are WAY worse on other non-baby-incineration-related issues."

Don't you think it's kind of obscene and horrifying and nightmarish and dystopian that you find yourself saying those babies are getting incinerated no matter what instead of trying to make them all stop incinerating babies? Like, how is the fact that both mainstream parties in this country want to incinerate babies not the main topic of conversation here?

"Our political system isn't perfect okay? Do you really want to miss out on some sweet student loan debt forgiveness from the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats just because they like incinerating babies?"

I kinda think the whole baby incineration issue is a lot more urgent and important than that though.

"Damn it dude, you need to be realistic! OBVIOUSLY the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats can't just stop incinerating babies, they'd lose the support of the baby incineration lobby!"

Oh my God but WHY is there a baby incineration lobby?? Why is incinerating babies a thing at all?? I feel like I'm going insane listening to the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats argue back and forth with the Baby Incinerators with Red Hats about who's got the stronger immigration policies, when they're both openly campaigning on the policy of continuing to incinerate babies! That's the main thing! Can't we fight them on that??

"After the election, dude. After the election. We get the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats into office, and then we push them toward perhaps considering incinerating fewer babies. In their last debate you saw the top blue hat acknowledge that far too many babies have been incinerated. That's a start!"

I don't want them to incinerate ANY babies though!

"Okay well that's just ridiculous. You're an extremist."

Oh yeah well I think incinerating babies is what's extreme.

"You can't just incinerate zero babies, dude. We have to be politically pragmatic. You really gonna let your fairies-and-unicorns, pie-in-the-sky idealism get in the way of our comfort here at home? You might get slightly worse healthcare!"

I don't even want to talk about this! I just want to talk about the huge, glaring problem that we keep seeing babies tossed into giant incinerators no matter who gets elected. I'm choosing to make that problem the area of my focus, not whether the people incinerating them happen to wear blue hats or red hats.

"So you're, like, what? A fascist then? Some kind of Russian agent?"

I think I'm just normal. I think I'm just a normal person born into a crazy world where babies keep getting incinerated and everyone acts like that's fine while arguing about immigrants eating cats and prisoners getting sex change operations.

"Okay well you're gonna feel like a real jerk when the Baby Incinerators with Red Hats get into power and your healthcare deductible goes up and they're still incinerating your beloved babies anyway."

No I'm pretty sure I'll still just be focused on trying to fight the system which says it's okay to incinerate babies.

"Whatever, stupid commie."
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Fun fact: Mao in Chinese also means cat.
猫 = cat
毛 = Mao Zedong

Matt Nelson is the third person to self-immolate in protest of the US-Israeli genocide in Gaza. Instead of properly explaining such context, the US media distorted it. @red_irl

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Many VPNs are owned by Israeli companies, such as ExpressVPN and Private Internet Access. Furthermore, they have succinct links to Israeli intelligence agencies. @red_irl
Read more: https://www.mintpressnews.com/exposed-how-israeli-spies-control-your-vpn/288259/

The most logical alternative: Use Huawei, which has been sanctioned by the US government and does not include Google services. If Huawei is not available in your region, you may use brands like Xiaomi, Oppo, Tecno, etc and de-Google through flashing LineageOS or some other open source third party OS.
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Chat is this real

This is the energy I strive to accomplish

MBA is destructive to (prima facie) functional Capitalism and aggravates the contradictions of Capitalism @red_irl

you wanna see something funny? call a North American or European "expat" or "digital nomad" a migrant worker

sorry guys, the global south has to be slaughtered in mass so that a white queer in Boston can have drag trivia 😔 and if you don't agree then you're an embarrassment to the queer community 🙃

What USA thinks it is VS what USA actually is. @red_irl