Epstein Shower - +15% cash flow to player, 1% chance of dealing mortal damage on every use
https://redd.it/1v0m6jd
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Chains of Innermost Thoughts (user performs an action he/she has been pondering for the longest time when touched)

https://redd.it/1v0s4e1
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Hairy Cotton Ball, throw at enemy to deal 100 fluffy gross out damage and inflict chaos debuff
https://redd.it/1v0uw2x
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The blade of the verdant rooster
https://redd.it/1v0z6sq
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Anyone know where the Blazebuster drops from?

https://redd.it/1v0zkc2
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Mythical Alien Space Ring that gives the wearer +2 intelligence
https://redd.it/1v1izws
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Lava lamp RPG
https://redd.it/1v1l7pu
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McDonald's brass knuckles
https://redd.it/1v2fhmi
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A pendant I made with copper wire, and a broken stone. Helps mend broken alliances.

https://redd.it/1v2hka7
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Can of pipe cleaners?

https://redd.it/1v2i7f2
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Iron Rebar War Hammer (Common) 5dmg, -10 attack speed +40 two-handed
https://redd.it/1v2vi71
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Out there vaporizing the opposition

https://redd.it/1v3mlzd
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D-Nasty II: Microwave Edition
https://redd.it/1v3podn
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Random plush with unknown purpose
https://redd.it/1v40o3h
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Grim Reaper's Kite

https://redd.it/1v4hant
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