TON is moving too slow. It’s unacceptable. My risk assessment says - GO FASTER.

You guys know I am an enjoyor of TON’s meme trenches. It’s an important catalyst for a healthier blockchain eco. A rising tide that brings more attention to DeFi, gifts, stickers, usernames and the wonderful blockchain eco being built on Telegram.

But so far, many TON memes have been pretty soft.. slow..

There needs to be a certain level of insanity within the trenches.. some chaos..

That’s why FAST caught my eye.

Their community was raiding my DMs.

I could sense some neurodivergence.

The meme is based on an iconic drawing from Telegram

They wanted to develop the FAST IP and mascot - Sanic.

So they required stickers.

High quality ones.

FAST ones🔥

This is exactly the autistic, high octane, slightly concerning energy TON needs.

It’s how we force a meme szn ourselves.

DON’T SIT ON YOUR HANDS, WE NEED TO GO FASTER 💎

Big credit to the FAST community for literally being all over us, this marks the first TON native memecoin to launch stickers on Goodies. They were just too fast😀

Memecoins 🤝 Stickers

Tomorrow. 11am EST.
Blind Box:
333 - The Run
555 - The Chosen

To mark the occasion, I’m giving away:

💪 2x Teddie Alpha
🍒 2x FAST

Two winners get 1x of each.

Drop your best Teddie x FAST meme on this tweet. I’ll personally select the two finest pieces of neurological damage.

☁️ 1 HOUR COUNTDOWN

get ready…
get steady…
GO FASTER WITH TEDDIE💊

Low supply. High conviction. Max speed.

FAST IS NOW LIVEEEE🍒

The first TON-native memecoin sticker crossover has officially backflipped its way into Goodies🍭

FAST: The Chosen 555
FAST: The Run 333
💎 9 GRAM
⏰ 24hr sale
😉 WL: Teddie Ultimate

Enter the sale → lock your GRAM → wait for the raffle to close

If you miss, your GRAM comes back.

If you hit… check what you got in the blind box.

Then spam your new stickers with extra speed & autism😀

🚀 We’re always partnering with the best!

We’re excited to announce the partnership with @LaffkaStickerBot, one of the best-performing marketplaces in the space.

This collaboration opens up new opportunities for our community and brings our project closer to even more collectors, gamers, and NFT enthusiasts. 🔥

We’re proud to work with platforms that share our vision and commitment to building the future of digital collectibles.

Stay tuned for more exciting updates! 😜

30 minutes left ⚠️

@thefastestmeme are creating a FAST Sticker Fund

There will be token buybacks, creating additional support for $FAST as well as an airdrop of $FAST and other future rewards to sticker holders, giving early supporters a real benefit for being part of their FAST journey.

GG’s to the TON native projects using Telegram’s engaging blockchain ecosystem 👍

🚨 FAST DISTRIBUTION COMPLETE.

Check your Goodies to see which pack you hit 🔥

This is a small supply and an organised community could do great things with a sold out collection like this 👀

Increase your velocity. RAID. Spread the stickers far and wide. Support the mission. Do your part.

Repeat until TON meme szn takes us all to Valhalla😃

Very simple science really 🧪

Final 40 minutes! ⏰
After that, all of the current blueprints from the Forge will disappear. No second chances.

My recommendation? Forge them all when you can! 🌐

Teddie always has something sweet in store for those who believe. 😃

A special creation from his lab has been delivered to everyone who participated in the Yum Potion drop—and the Forging blueprint is just around the corner! 😀

Missed the chance? You can always try to get your hands on some in our partnered marketplaces @LaffkaStickerBot | @GetgemsNftBot | @palacenftbot 📈

Release the Yums 😏😁😁

We have opened a private chat for holders of the FAST sticker collection - JOIN HERE 🔥

FAST started as a meme. Now join our journey as we build an IP around it.

Pavel Durov himself called TON the FASTEST Blockchain.

Let’s make FAST the FASTEST Meme in the TON Ecosystem.

Build IP and GO FASTER

GG’s. See ya’ll in the chat 💪

Yummy, deflationary and capable of any emotion.

This will be interesting😀

The Forge will open at 11am EST.

We airdropped Jelly to everyone who participated in the Yum Potion drop.

Burn & Forge them together in the workshop to create your Yum 🔥

Your own special invertebrate. Your pet. Your lil best fren.

Every adventure needs a starter monster. This one is (y)ours.

Love your Yum. Hold your Yum. Spam your Yum in the groupchat.

Soon, you'll have choices to make about what your lil fren becomes💊

Some will evolve. Some will stay Yum forever👀

THE FORGE IS OPEN 💥

🍬 1199 YUM
⏰ Available for 7 days only!

It's sticky, it's pink, it's mutable!
Teddie's crazy creation brings fun and soon various evolutions as well!🆙

Pink and sticky😀

Yummies are coming