Update it was the calm before the storm. I'm tearing shit up

Holy hell the crib is smelling raunchy as fuck

The cat walked in from hunting outside and recoiled started hissing

I ate my specialty lunch busch baked beans, pound of bacon and a whole head of raw garlic

I hope some unpaid intern has to read these.

Farting off beat today

Cern should use my ass instead, I've accelerated particles you wouldn't believe

Fart lasagna

Gottem

Incredibile news.

It's me

Most people don't know is john venturi invented the carburator while shitting on the toilet, when he farted the air velocity rushing out of his ass hole emptied out is whole guts of all the shit at alarming rate and that's why carburetors are also called toilet bowls because they were invented on the toilet

My bitch fart loco

Carry a fart corner sign everywhere so you rip ass any time you want

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Word to the wise keep the chinese baked beans away from your beautiful oak door