bringing my son's new bodyguard home because my wife installed tiktok on her phone

JUST IN: Flock CEO desperately begs Americans: "Please, im too much of a coward to do it myself. Please put me out of my misery. I'm intentionally acting in ways that will get me assassinated but you still haven't done it yet."

driving in front of me comes with certain non-negotiable responsibilities such as driving an appropriate speed (not slower than me) and not standing around forever at a red light.
if you are not able to handle these responsibilities then you should either not be in the passing lane (MY lane) or you should be prepared to accept the consequences (my engine inside your trunk)

they forgot to give us bread again but at least we have circuses

this is what ubisoft meant when they said gamers should get used to not owning games
"you can buy the license to it but you are not allowed to have the game thanks for the fish."

I didn’t realize there was an RNC event going on

Society cat taught me that I shouldn't listen to people's advice on this app,
Wulfgar taught me that I REALLY shouldn't listen to people's advice on this app,
Wiggerlab taught me-

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Perfect tree lfg

Say what you will about John Wayne Gacey, at least he didn't kill his own fucking kids