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Man is fined $423 for not wearing a helmet while riding a bike in Australia.

Australia is one of the few countries in the world where wearing a helmet while riding a bike is the law. The purpose of this law is to raise taxes for the government.

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⭕ Anduril Wins Pentagon Deal to Mass Produce Low Cost Long Range Missiles

Anduril Industries has signed a production agreement with the U.S. Department of War to rapidly deliver the Surface Launched Barracuda 500M at scale.

The system is designed as a low cost, long range precision strike missile, with production set to reach at least 1,000 units per year for three years, and initial deliveries expected in early 2027.

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No Accountability

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Here’s two absolute geniuses in Monroe Michigan who crashed a vehicle into a cannabis dispensary at 1 a.m. set the place on fire then hotfooted it out of there while accidentally setting their own shoes on fire because they got gasoline all over them.

Surveillance footage shows the whole clown operation smashing in lighting it up and then running away with burning shoes.

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NEW: e.l.f Cosmetics co-founder is set to become a Catholic priest after abandoning his wealthy and luxurious life.

At the age of 42, Scott Vincent Borba gave up his fortune and entered the seminary.

Now at 52 years of age, Borba, a former actor, designer, model and singer, is set to be ordained on May 23 in Visalia by the Diocese of Fresno.

"We ran around with the likes of, Paris Hilton, and partying with Kardashians and just doing up the Hollywood life. I was a poster boy for luxury living. I was not in any which way humble. I was very prideful," he said during an interview.

"I asked our Lord to help me be the man that he created me to be."

"And upon that instance, I had this massive flood of love and mercy that came into my life. It was a very mystical experience."

What an amazing story.

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It feels good

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BREAKING: The US Senate has officially confirmed Kevin Warsh as the next Chairman of the Federal Reserve to replace Jerome Powell

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RECENT: This 30-year old woman revealed to Kick streamer 'Vince' that she slept with a 13 year old for his birthday.

"You said 30"

"No 13"

"On birthday, he is the brother of my friend"

"It was a wish for his birthday"

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S&P500 ALL TIME HIGH

NASDAQ ALL TIME HIGH

MEANWHILE BITCOIN:

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BREAKING: Streamer ChudTheBuilder allegedly just shot a man who tried to attack him and accidentally grazed himself in the process. It’s currently unclear whether the other person survived. Chud is currently talking to the police

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Chud the Builder just shot someone while live on PUMP

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Submission 3 in my series “Great Moments in Women’s Sports”

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If you want to have your mind blown… ask grok what the vehicle with the big roof is used for

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It's official:

Nvidia, $NVDA, has surpassed silver as the second largest asset in the world, worth $5.52 trillion.

Google is less than 4% away from becoming the second company in history to hit $5 trillion in market cap.

We are witnessing a historic technological revolution.

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