The Au Pair as soon as your wife leaves for Pilates class

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Can confirm, I know a police officer that spent 20yrs on investigating rape and he said 90% of cases were false, with the underlying reason being married women trying to cover up cheating

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Today I found out that if you put a gun emoji in a snapchat it’s gets forwarded to the FBI. This teacher had a student who bumped her laptop and caused her to accidentally delete the days lesson plan. She snap chatted to her boyfriend the joke “should or shoot him or nah”. Jailed

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They're benchmarking us now

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At the shape store on that drankkkk

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REMINDER:

US CPI data drops tomorrow at 8:30 ET.

This is the most important inflation metric for the FED.

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"Why does my game never lag"

"Why do I never lose any games"

"Why do I always hit perfect frame rates"

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Best setup, lag? inexistent.

Comes with a pre-installed anti-goy beam.

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It’s time

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ARGENTINA’S MILEI: I feel proud to be the most Zionist President in the world

CROWD ERUPTS IN APPLAUSE

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LOUD ISRAELI RAID WAKES BEIRUT’S SOUTHERN SUBURBS

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The United Arab Emirates announced earlier that air defense was working to intercept Iranian missile and drone attacks against the country

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I love shape

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Shape store hoodie goes dumb hard

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The new au pair introducing herself to me and my wife

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JUST IN - Wild scenes from Hawaii: Kīlauea Volcano is erupting, with tephra falling across Hwy 11, Volcano Village, and Royal Hawaiian Estates

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Mid level non technical business unit leaders asking Claude where they can cut headcount to reduce waste

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